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Dr. Robert "Rocket" Romano ([personal profile] badlydisarmed) wrote in [community profile] etraya2025-03-07 09:16 pm

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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT


Hello Etraya, a few of the newest arrivals are originally from wherever we told you we're from, but before coming here we were in Etraya's sister city, Solmara. Solmara has overthrown their AI and is ruled by a woman named Alrys. She sent us here on a recon mission to steal supplies, and while some of us were considering it, upon arrival we decided not to.

I can't speak for the others, but I know for a fact if Alrys got wind of what this place is like, she'd start a war. I'm not interested, not because I'm kind and noble (I'm not) but because making two whole cities miserable would be stupid.

Aurora has been informed of everything, but in the interest of transparency I'm letting the rest of you know too.

We will be answering questions but only if they're not stupid and you're super nice about it. Keep in mind we're probably gonna get tortured then killed then tortured again for snitching. 😃❤️🥳👍🚀🦈

PS: Any magical healers out there?

(The PS is not included on the things we will be answering questions about)
bootyshortsforoldmen: (all it took was leaving)

[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-03-09 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)

I know. And I’m sorry it came to this. Connor wishes he could’ve deviated earlier, but we didn’t know how the fuck to do that.

[Not that Hank thinks the sentiment matters, exactly. But it’s there.

He knows Connor cares about Catdog — and everyone else he came over with from Solmara.]

I dunno. You not the kind of guy who’s looking for revenge?

[They do have much bigger fish to fry, but Hank would rather not just hand this guy a gun if he might turn it on Connor.]

theroadwarrior: (pic#9515876)

[personal profile] theroadwarrior 2025-03-10 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[He rolls his eyes, grumbling.]

It'd be a waste of ammo.
bootyshortsforoldmen: (too lost and hurting)

[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-03-10 01:48 am (UTC)(link)

Can’t fault your logic there.

[He neither accepts nor refuses the demand, though.]

theroadwarrior: (pic#9855950)

[personal profile] theroadwarrior 2025-03-10 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Gun.
Now.
Don't need anyone else using my weapon to hurt people.
Giving me enough trouble as it is.
bootyshortsforoldmen: (I’m not coming back — forgive me)

[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-03-10 01:54 am (UTC)(link)

Hold your goddamn horses.

Taking care of Connor is my priority right now.

I’m not gonna go off shooting people with your gun. Jesus.

theroadwarrior: (pic#9654814)

[personal profile] theroadwarrior 2025-03-10 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Right, the rest of us are just fodder.
Give me my property back, or I'll skullify your nose.


[DOES THAT PAINT A GOOD ENOUGH PICTURE]
Edited 2025-03-10 02:03 (UTC)
bootyshortsforoldmen: (‘cause the antagonist)

[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-03-10 02:14 am (UTC)(link)

The fuck are you blathering on about?? You really think an old man is gonna go on some killing spree?

Jesus Christ.

And here I thought you were already gonna skullify my fucking nose.

theroadwarrior: <user name=bushyeyebrows> (pic#9180604)

[personal profile] theroadwarrior 2025-03-10 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
I don't care what you do.
I don't give a shit about you.
Pick a time and place to return my gun, or I am finding you.
Edited (god my typos) 2025-03-10 02:21 (UTC)
bootyshortsforoldmen: (I wrote you this song to keep)

you’re so valid honestly I almost sent a tag earlier with “shut” as “shit” lmao 😱

[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-03-10 02:29 am (UTC)(link)

Yeah, yeah.

I’ll get you your goddamn gun back.

And not because you’re threatening to murder me or whatever. But because Connor gives a shit about you.

[He’d rather not have Catdog AKA Max looking for him — and finding Connor before he’s ready for that inevitable showdown.]

Would recommend you don’t skullify and/or murder me. It’d upset Connor.

theroadwarrior: (pic#17666462)

[personal profile] theroadwarrior 2025-03-10 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Terrible listener.

[Nowhere was murder mentioned, Hank. But yes. He will skullify your nose.

Whatever that means, outside of a wastelander's terminology.]


Give me a time and place.