un: Accelerator; text

[levelshift]

[Accelerator normally doesn't like using the network very much, but right now he needs some very important information and it seems like his best option.]

How do you get blood stains out of clothing?

[It turns out when you reflect everything, you never have to worry about things like this.]

Comments

[venatoris]

yeah. make it a paste and let it sit then scrub. i used to do it all the time back home

[levelshift]

Why? You get into a lot of fights or something?

[venatoris]

[ hoo boy does he. ]

yeah, you could say that.

[levelshift]

That's really fucking vague.

[venatoris]

well, considering we're strangers, i didn't know how much random detail you wanted about some old dude on the network

i hunt monsters, they tend to fight back

[levelshift]

As long as it's not a waste of my time then you should spill. What kinds of monsters?

[venatoris]

Ghouls, leviathan, rugaru, giant teddy bears, ghosts, poltergeists, demons, sometimes angels. Lucifer. Stuff like that.

[levelshift]

Giant teddy bears?

[Okay the rest of those all fit, but seriously??]

Are you fucking with me?

[venatoris]

[ he threw that in for comedic effect but it is also true. ]

Technically we didn't do battle with it, but yeah. That one was weird. Wishing well crap, everyone's wishes came true but when I say the wishes went bad, I mean they went bad.

[levelshift]

So what, some little brat wished for a giant teddy bear and a murderous stuffed animal was the result?

[venatoris]

uh, sort of. little kid wished her bear was real so she could have tea parties and it ended up stealing liquor and porn, then having an existential crisis while it watched the news.

[levelshift]

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Fucking hell, it sounds like it jumped straight to adulthood.

[venatoris]

yeah. honestly, that was the real nightmare during that particular mystery. that friggin' bear yelling IS THIS ALL THERE IS at the top of it's lungs

i guess it had lungs anyway. it was loud.