un: Accelerator; text

[levelshift]

[Accelerator normally doesn't like using the network very much, but right now he needs some very important information and it seems like his best option.]

How do you get blood stains out of clothing?

[It turns out when you reflect everything, you never have to worry about things like this.]

Comments

[ascarylady]

Wouldn't be the strangest combo I've seen people get on their clothes but I would still have to wonder.

[levelshift]

Well, I never said anything about this being for me.

[ascarylady]

[ Then who— wait. Denim jacket. She knows who has a denim jacket. ]

She doing alright?

[levelshift]

[He's glad he doesn't have to type it out. Just posting this was hard, admitting he's trying to fix a small child's beloved jacket would be incredibly embarrassing.]

Yeah, fine. Just really attached to some stupid clothing.

[ascarylady]

What? Never had anything you wanted to keep in one piece before?

[levelshift]

More like stains and tears are never things I've never had to deal with before.

[ascarylady]

You've never had to deal with basic life skills before. Noted.

[levelshift]

I didn't say that.

[ascarylady]

No, you did. Just not in those exact words.

[levelshift]

I have basic life skills, just not in this one specific fucking sub-area of laundry.

[ascarylady]

I'd think fixing your clothes is bigger than a sub-area of that, but fine. At least you asked. Better than ruining everything.

[levelshift]

I'm not stupid. When I need to know something, I don't mind asking.

[ascarylady]

Rare mindset. Don't forget it.

If you and the kid end up needing anything else, message me. I don't mind running a few errands for her.

[levelshift]

How do you know her?

[Just, y'know, checking.]

[ascarylady]

[ That's fair. ]

Pulled her out of the riot on the train. Made me try pancakes later on....

Maybe convince her to mix up what she's eating. Pancakes seemed to be her big thing at the time.

[levelshift]

Oh. Thanks for that.

[He was stuck in the middle of the riot, he knows how bad it got.]

I make her eat her vegetables. There's a lot of prepackaged shit at the convenience store.

[ascarylady]

[ ha ha well it was the least she could do when she helped her boss cause the whole thing soooo ]

That crap? I don't know. I don't usually trust anything with that much green in it.

[ What the hell is broccoli, anyway? Like, really? ]

[levelshift]

[........ She can't be serious.]

She's a little kid. She needs that green crap if she's going to grow up healthy.

[ascarylady]

As long as it isn't moldy, whatever.

[ Sorry, Accelerator. She does not come from a normal place. ]

[levelshift]

[God, some universes really suck.]

I wouldn't feed her anything moldy, I'm not that irresponsible.

[ascarylady]

[ They sure do. ]

Good. Anyway, good luck with the laundry.

[ Any further housekeeping chatter is going to give her a headache, so it's time to duck out of this altogether. ]