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Entry tags:
- !chirper,
- batman wfa: jason todd,
- dc comics: barbara gordon,
- detroit become human: connor,
- detroit become human: hank anderson,
- fe3h: yuri leclerc,
- ff7 ever crisis: sephiroth,
- ice age: manny,
- jl gods and monsters: kirk langstrom,
- little mushroom: an zhe,
- marvel comics: jean grey,
- my hero academia: izuku midoriya,
- nier: lars,
- one piece: portgas d. ace,
- silent hill 2: maria,
- silent hill 3: heather mason,
- silent hill 3: vincent smith,
- silent hill 4: henry townshend,
- stranger things: chrissy cunningham,
- the untamed: xue yang,
- word of honor: wen kexing
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Sure, maybe it’s common knowledge or whatever.
But if they wanted their clothes tended to all particular like, yeah, they should have made that clearer.
I get the rotation thing too, wanting to get you all well rounded maybe, but seems silly to make a guy do something he’s bad at like that. Especially seeing how it got everyone’s panties in a twist.
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LMAO
Uh
Well.
I mean???
I’m not judging. Sorry you had to wash other peoples’ underwear though.
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[Okay, Hank is just imagining Lars obliterating panties as he attempts to wash them.]
You.... What? Using some industrial kind of washing machine that just rips clothes apart or what?
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Got a basin and a washboard.
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[Which just raises MORE questions!!!]
That washboard pretty rough on those panties, huh?
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Did soaking help? Or was it the soap?? What kinda soap you using there?
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I don't know about kinds. We use the same soap for everything, it's military issue.
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Couldn’t hurt.
[Except, knowing Lars’ penchant for laundry mishaps now, it might. So:]
I mean, probably. Helps with bad stains, anyway.
Military issued shit seems like it’s either pretty bad or pretty fucking good.
Guess we don’t know which this mystery soap leans toward.
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Oh yeah?
Anything nefarious I should know about?
[He’s joking. Doesn’t think Lars would tell him even if he were plotting something weird.]
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Just some art supplies for An Zhe.
And a moogle.
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[...Oh. Hank wasn’t expecting that.]
That’s real thoughtful of you.
What kind of art is he into?
[Hank isn’t much of an art guy, but Connor’s been getting into painting and stuff, so... he’s kind of interested now.]
And do I even wanna fucking know what a moogle is??
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[ They're people-replacements apparently. Sounds like mannequins to him, but An Zhe called them dolls. ]
It looks kind of like little a flying stuffed animal? The important part's that it can heal wounds for a group, and I can't do that myself.
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Huh. Interesting. Sounds like a lot.
What kinda supplies you getting for him? Fabric? Needles?
[Like, these aren’t voodoo dolls or something, right? Please tell Hank they aren’t.]
A flying stuffed animal that can heal people. Sure.
[Lots of weird stuff here on Etraya, but also: what the fuck!!]
Moogle can’t help with laundry, huh?
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[ If only Hank knew... ]
It just hovers around, makes a funny noise, and heals wounds every so often. Pretty useful if we see combat, even if it looks funny.
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He gonna.... make a doll of you or something?
[The idea is both endearing and horrifying.]
Good to know. Will probably still be confused as fuck if I see a flying stuffed animal around, but at least I’ve got a heads-up.
[Won’t go trying to murder that little moogle! As odd as it might be.]
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[ That'd be even more unsettling than the random doll head An Zhe gave him for that weird gifts-cards-compliments holiday. ]
That's just how companions worked in the Cage. You get something that looks like a toy floating around you, but it does something useful.
[ So it's whatever. ]
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I dunno. Might be kinda cute. As long as it weren’t hyperrealistic or trying to murder me in my sleep.
Uh
That’s just how things worked in “The Cage,” huh?
Flying stuffed animals. In “The Cage.”
[He believes it — why lie about this? — but it just sounds... nonsensical.]
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[ Who needs a hyperrealistic effigy of him, really? ]
That's what it was called. My only guess was that it was meant to make it all less overwhelming, using something sort of cute. I didn't get a chance to ask, though.
I enjoy being very canon familiar while Hank very much isn’t lmao
They life size, too? The fuck is that guy up to?
[The more Hank learns about both these topics, the more weirded out he is.]
So they just made you do laundry with military issue soap. In “The Cage.”
[This just sounds weird, okay!]
it's the best, playing with limited perspectives while knowing the truth...
[ Is...is he helping? ]
It's more like the time and place I'm from is recorded and stored in the Cage, I guess? So were my captain and me.
😈
Is he planning on making dolls of people who have left Etraya, then? Or...?
[The alternative is even more strange, like: “you’re not missing — yet — but you will be soon, maybe.”]
So it wasn’t like an actual, literal cage you were stuck in, yeah?
[Or was it...?]
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