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that's it?
not that i remotely want to sleep with you either, but i am a little surprised, chuuya
you can ask any question, you know
isn't this an opportunity for you?
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There's quite the delay before his next response come, and whether that's because he chose to go do literally anything else before getting back to it or simply spend an indeterminate amount of time trying to ignore it before being overcome by a deep-rooted need to get the last word in is between him and God. ]
Not interested.
I already know more about you than I ever wanted to.
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for instance, you could seek out my wisdom on questions like "why am I so short?" and "how can I get women to pay attention to me?"
honestly, i'm being quite generous here.
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You do have a skill that I don't though. You have the uncanny ability to make women hate you the second you open your mouth and more with each word that comes out of it.
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don't go spreading misinformation~
most of those women don't hate me until we've actually gone on a date!
[And he never calls them back, and all that. Aside from the ones that get put off when he first starts talking double suicide, of course, but those ones are weak and will not survive the winter anyway. Ahem.]
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I've never had that problem. Women don't walk away hating me, but I can understand their feelings. Every interaction with you is worst than the last. Your rancid personality has only gotten more rotten with age.
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aging a fine wine or a cheese through fermentation is a really important process that only increases its quality and value
[shame, what's that, can you eat it?]
there's no reason to be resentful
you'll get there eventually, i'm sure
maybe a cute girl will even return your feelings one day! make sure not to wear those awful platform shoes into the bedroom, though, they'll be quite a turnoff if anyone realizes what they're for
that's a freebie just for you, chuuya~
now that you understand, i'm sure you must have a question for me
feel free to ask, your senpai here will be happy to offer insight on anything at all ♥
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You know what, let's play a game of Fuck Off. You go first.
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[what does that even mean, dazai]
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what would the others back home think, mm? nakahara chuuya passing up a golden opportunity to gather information like this .... ahhh it's really embarrassing!
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The only reason I'm working with you at all is 'cause the Boss said to. I'd have rather hung your ass and left you there for everyone to see. Best entertainment money can buy.
[ And he would, because he's still angry, and he never won't be angry. Dazai and Chuuya are alike in many ways, and that deep cut that betrayal leaves is one of them. But he wouldn't want it either, and he couldn't stomach it, and that pisses him off more.
But that's not the point. The point is that he learned somewhere or another about how public executions were, indeed, at one time more than just retribution or a warning; they were entertainment and a celebratory affair for the masses. And he never really understood that half of it until he ran into this asshole again.
AND MORE IMPORTANTLY - ]
You're the only one who's embarrassing themselves here.
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but public execution is a bit gauche for my taste. i'd prefer to be killed in private and have my body dumped somewhere as a message, honestly.
anyone can clap and cheer for watching a man's neck snap, but to send a properly intimidating message you have to consider so many factors, you know? the time and location the corpse is meant to be found, the condition of the body, the specific means of the murder and cause of death.
there's at least an artistry to that sort thing, rather than appealing to the lowest common denominator. and a need to be devastatingly precise, lest you be caught for making a mistake
one of the agency's cases involved a young man who attempted to replicate the mafia's signature executions, but he couldn't bring himself to smash her skull, so it was easily caught out as a failed cover up~
for what it's worth, i do make a policy of not lying when i've explicitly stated that i won't, though
it'd put me in a terrible position for future negotiations, after all.
still! if you're not going to play, you should tell me what you'd do with my corpse if you killed me! would you use the mafia's trademark, or put your own personal spin on it??
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Keep your sick fantasies to yourself, you sick freak
[ Did that message get typed so quickly that he lost his capslock and punctuation? Possibly. ]
cw ... just dazai, honestly. i've got nothing to say for myself lKSJDLFSDF
you can't just tell someone you'd want to execute them without going into details
that's even worse than blue balls