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( featuring eddie in his cabin, looking the most camp counselor he's ever been. but! he appears to be in good spirits! )

Right, so, a couple things:

One, don't eat the chili.

( moving right along. )

Two, just because it's plastic doesn't mean it's recyclable. You see this number in the little triangle? ( indeed, he shows a milk jug to the camera. ) That means something. Don't worry, I didn't know all the specifics, either. 1 and 2? Good to recycle. 3? Totally not recyclable. All the other numbers are like a sometimes thing, and that's not very helpful. It's a flawed system. We don't love it.

Three, we've seen some kids sneaking off into the woods at night. Yeah, don't do that. Bad idea. Anything could be out there. And if you see salt lying around outside the cabins, maybe don't touch that, either.

Four, if anyone needs swimming lessons, we can... do that. We can help. Water can be kind of a lot.

( this also extends to counselors. people who know how to swim are also welcome; eddie just needs to go for a dip. )

And, uh, last but not least... does anyone else feel like this whole summer camp thing is portending our doom?

( or is eddie just a worrywart— )

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[ Dylan's in the woods somewhere, leaning against a tree trunk as he looks into his phone. ]

I think "impending doom" is just par for the course in Etraya.

[Mayuko is sitting in the shade of a Quiet Zone canopy, waiting for the usual crowd that drifts in for free-time after lunch. The tail of a large cat occasionally enters frame as it roams the area full of blankets and pillows, and chocobo sounds pop up in the audio from time to time.]

The only two missions I've been on before camp have been awful, so I am fully expecting the next one to return to form.

Edited 2025-05-26 20:58 (UTC)

define 'our doom'.

I'm sorry, what's wrong with the chili?

You need to tell V to stop being quite so creative with kitchen ingredients. Although I do hear chocolate goes well in chilli and some kinds of curry.

two questions!

1) what's up with the chili?
2) what's up with the salty cabins?

also, yeah, NGL, I'm enjoying this break but feeling like the other shoe is inevitably gonna drop is some weird mental dissonance!

The chili's not so bad if you keep an open mind.

[She's certainly had weirder food combos.]

Are you worried that this might turn into a Friday the 13th situation?

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