UN: LethalProtector | Video

[decodex]

( featuring eddie in his cabin, looking the most camp counselor he's ever been. but! he appears to be in good spirits! )

Right, so, a couple things:

One, don't eat the chili.

( moving right along. )

Two, just because it's plastic doesn't mean it's recyclable. You see this number in the little triangle? ( indeed, he shows a milk jug to the camera. ) That means something. Don't worry, I didn't know all the specifics, either. 1 and 2? Good to recycle. 3? Totally not recyclable. All the other numbers are like a sometimes thing, and that's not very helpful. It's a flawed system. We don't love it.

Three, we've seen some kids sneaking off into the woods at night. Yeah, don't do that. Bad idea. Anything could be out there. And if you see salt lying around outside the cabins, maybe don't touch that, either.

Four, if anyone needs swimming lessons, we can... do that. We can help. Water can be kind of a lot.

( this also extends to counselors. people who know how to swim are also welcome; eddie just needs to go for a dip. )

And, uh, last but not least... does anyone else feel like this whole summer camp thing is portending our doom?

( or is eddie just a worrywart— )

Comments

[decodex]

This? This isn't the abomination. This is the first good thing Aurora has managed to cobble together for us.

[sophielicious]

cripes this is good?????????????????????????????

[decodex]

Did you think fighting strangers to death on a gladiator planet was better..?

( venom does, but this ain't about him. )

[sophielicious]

that what you were doing?

also, things don't have to majorly suck to be considered shit. just saying.

[decodex]

Yeah.
Kinda the name of the game back on that planet.
You didn't have to fight for your life?

[sophielicious]

i capitalized on different stuff.

[decodex]

Right.
And you'd still rather be playing 4D gossip chess over braiding friendship bracelets?

[sophielicious]

to be real with you yeap

but i was real now you gotta be real back. what do you think is gonna happen?

[decodex]

Realness is a good quality to have.

I don’t know. I think it might go all Hunger Games out of nowhere, Aurora pitting each cabin against each other and only the winners get to live.

[sophielicious]

you know, i recognize your username.

please don't play.

[decodex]

I mean, I'd hope so. I've been around the network for a while now, so...

[sophielicious]

don't make me say it out loud on main.

private

[decodex]

Alright, I won’t.

Say it here.