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[fourthwalled]

[Wade pops up on screen in all his scarred glory, looking very excited about something.] Alright, listen up motherfuckers! I have a very important announcement! Way more important than our next mission or who's banging who-- although you feel free to give me that hot goss if you've got it.

We have a new arrival. She's the bestest girl and I expect you all to give her all the treats and kisses she wants! Be fair warned, she uses tongue. A LOT OF IT.

[Wade brings a dog into screen. But not just any dog. A dog that is so ugly she's adorable. At least, to him, she is! Mostly hairless, a long ass tongue that won't stay in her mouth, and bulging eyes. And yes, she's wearing a Deadpool uniform.]

Meet Dogpool! Mary Puppins!

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video. @wild.flower

[hasitsthorns]

[ The is the most ugdorable dog she's ever seen, yes. ]

Oh myyyyy gosh, she's so cute.

Does she do well with other dogs? I have one, so- I'm always looking for playmates for him!

[fourthwalled]

I don't know, I think so! She likes everyone and not a mean bone in her body. Although fair warning, I've seen what she does to stuffies, so she's definitely a humper.

She's a lady who demands to be in charge!

[hasitsthorns]

Well, hey, I can respect that! As a lady who also likes to be in charge, we'll probably get on just fine.

Smokey might take some getting used to but they can have a playdate? Despite looking like a cuddly sleep paralysis demon, he's just a pretty normal Borzoi.

[fourthwalled]

Both me and Mary know better than to judge anyone based on looks. So it's a date!

[hasitsthorns]

Hell yeah! My dojo is probably the best place to meet up, if you'd like? Lots of space for both dogs to play.

[fourthwalled]

You have a dojo? You a martial arts master? Do I need to call you sensei, because I totally will!