voice | un: vsmith

[banworthy]

Hello.

How are you all doing? [ A beat. ] Actually, you all know I don't care so let's ignore that question, hm?

So, who would like to have their fortune, romantic future, or whatever told?

I know, I know... tarot is still a [ Longer pause. ] hobby of mine, but one you get to reap the rewards of today.

Fun, right?

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voice; @cid

[levindicated]

I’d wondered where you scampered off to. Glad you’re still kicking.

No better test of ability than when you’ve got to do it and you’d rather not, so… Let’s hear it, eh?

[banworthy]

Church called to me.

You want your future told or romance? Probably not romance. That'd be rude.

Or is there a yes-or-no question you need answered?

[levindicated]

I already know my personal future.

[Romance though, that was beguiling.]

Rude option it is.

[He wouldn’t be caught dead asking a specific question here. Way too vulnerable. Though the temptation to fuck with him runs high.]

[banworthy]

Wonderful.

[ There is the sound of shuffling and anyway -- ]

The problem is Nine of Pentacles, reversed. It means the individual has concerns with the relationship. There's a lack of desire to remain single but also a fear of what it means to be close to someone.

The context is Ace of Pentacles, reversed. Same issue. Anxious, vulnerable, feeling a lack of stability.

Solution is Queen of Swords. It means to offer clear and direct communication.

[ He flicks the cards away from him. ]

Please know how much I despise all of your people's romance problems.

[ Even in the case of Maria. Even Hank. All of them. The cards say for him to be supportive and so he is by offering his vague readings, but God above does not give him the strength or patience to care about love. Happiness for him will not be found in romance, after all. ]

[levindicated]

Then why do you offer it?

[But he ruminates on what is revealed all the same.]

Relationships are just as much of a part of someone’s future as anything else. Sometimes they lead to downfall… Sometimes they’re the only thing holding a person together.

[banworthy]

Because.

[ Sometimes, he just wants to offer something and then be mad that his offer is accepted. ]

If a person's life is held together by a relationship, they're a worthless person.