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father vincent. ([personal profile] banworthy) wrote in [community profile] etraya2025-06-21 07:21 pm

voice | un: vsmith

Hello.

How are you all doing? [ A beat. ] Actually, you all know I don't care so let's ignore that question, hm?

So, who would like to have their fortune, romantic future, or whatever told?

I know, I know... tarot is still a [ Longer pause. ] hobby of mine, but one you get to reap the rewards of today.

Fun, right?
bootyshortsforoldmen: (I’m a wind up toy)

[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-06-22 01:06 am (UTC)(link)

Gonna tell me to stop drinking, huh.

Sure. Go ahead and enlighten me, Daddy Vincent.

bootyshortsforoldmen: (this is the last time)

[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-06-22 01:21 am (UTC)(link)

If you think I feel confident now, that’s... bullshit.

[ It makes sense, okay? And Hank means to think this, but he ends up saying it aloud: ]

Stop making fucking sense, Vincent.

So the caution is — ah.

Ah. I see what you’re doing. Trying to make me feel bad for your weird corpse necklace, huh?

bootyshortsforoldmen: (I’ve been working on me)

[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-06-22 01:30 am (UTC)(link)

More than I was a couple months back, sure. I mean the whole... y’know. Thing.

[ Hank might be mildly buzzed, but he remembers how he yapped at Vincent over steak dinner. ]

Doesn’t really feel like I’m making any decisions, though. More letting other people do the heavy lifting.

[ Which does feel like the right thing to do, in this regard. Even if Hank wishes he could help people more. ]

Yeah, yeah. Connor said you could keep it, didn’t he? Been reading your little messages on the network.

I mean, I’ll take it. It’s just — you held up your end of the bargain by talking to him about it. Even if I don’t like it and I don’t think he gets the implications.

bootyshortsforoldmen: (fuck my head up)

cn: talking about severed limbs again (normal)

[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-06-22 01:38 am (UTC)(link)

Oh, come on, Vinny. Again with the whole morbid metaphors, but if you lost a finger, you’d think it was normal to just give that away and see someone wearing it round their goddamn neck?

bootyshortsforoldmen: (too lost and hurting)

WOW VINCENT WOW

[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-06-22 01:43 am (UTC)(link)

The hell is that supposed to mean? Connor’s not just a goddamn android, or do you think he’s — what? Just playing pretend here? Acting all human ‘cause it’s fun?

Jesus.

bootyshortsforoldmen: (stay in bed just make love that’s all)

YODELS INCOHERENTLY

[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-06-22 01:52 am (UTC)(link)

So you think he just — what? Was programmed to get all attached to old men? Guy broke in through my goddamn window at camp. You think some programming just told him to do that?

You think something made him give you that piece of his plating? ‘Cause I don’t. I think he just didn’t know what he was getting into. Because he’s a person, and he’s new, and he’s learning.

How can you talk to him face to face and still think he’s not a person? He’s not a goddamn appliance.

bootyshortsforoldmen: (know that I can’t find)

[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-06-22 02:00 am (UTC)(link)

Jesus Christ. Making me wanna strangle you.

You haven’t seen what I have. Guy fucking deviated because he didn’t want to kill me, for fuck’s sake. Hurt his friends on the way, too.

That all just fun and games to you? Some master plan from some weird AI?

Connor’s not a thing. He’s Connor. Jesus.

Nah. Your little fortune was right in that regard, at least: I am goddamn confident in Connor’s personhood. I’m not wavering on that at all.

Think I need whiskey after talking to you.

bootyshortsforoldmen: (I’m not coming back — forgive me)

[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-06-22 02:04 am (UTC)(link)

Gonna take more than a few beers to get me drunk. But no. Hell no, I have not had enough.

Why would you even care, since I’m just a toaster lover, apparently?

Edited 2025-06-22 02:07 (UTC)
bootyshortsforoldmen: (I’ve been working on me)

[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-06-22 02:13 am (UTC)(link)

Yeah? If you cared about keeping that investment, not sure why you’d go and call a guy’s best friend an appliance.

But I’ll bite. Whatever. No one else offering their neck to you, huh?

bootyshortsforoldmen: (tear it apart)

[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-06-22 02:21 am (UTC)(link)

Shoulda thought about your little “investment” before you started being weird about Connor. Kinda strange, that. Thought you were all about doing whatever gets you what you want.

Don’t want Connor seeing me like this, no. Don’t want Connor seeing you like this, either.

bootyshortsforoldmen: (when your puzzled heart’s)

[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-06-22 02:28 am (UTC)(link)

Don’t lie to him. I don’t think he’d want you to do that.

Want you to treat him like a person. Which you say you do anyway, even if it’s just a game to you.

Why not lie to me? Said you don’t got any plans for Con, so why not just keep pretending?

bootyshortsforoldmen: (‘cause you ain’t never)

[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-06-22 02:34 am (UTC)(link)

Don’t see why. I mean, I get what you’re saying. But you could’ve just gone along with it. I dunno.

When would I have ever learned about all this if you hadn’t told me, y’know? Not like you’re going around kidnapping Aurora’s little robots and turning them into blenders and fucked up necklaces.

[ Right, Vincent? RIGHT?? ]

bootyshortsforoldmen: (so why love anything | bellion)

[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-06-22 02:54 am (UTC)(link)

You said you treat him like a person ‘cause it’s amusing, or whatever. Maybe I wouldn’t have thought about it any deeper than that. I just want him to be happy.

The plating thing, though... yeah. Would rather have that back if you think he’s just a “thing.”

[ Hank was gonna be all adult and let it go, but that’s just made him sad. Angry, but sad. ]

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