voice | un: vsmith

[banworthy]

Hello.

How are you all doing? [ A beat. ] Actually, you all know I don't care so let's ignore that question, hm?

So, who would like to have their fortune, romantic future, or whatever told?

I know, I know... tarot is still a [ Longer pause. ] hobby of mine, but one you get to reap the rewards of today.

Fun, right?

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[levelshift]

[..... Yes. :(]

Does it have to be for me, or can it be for someone who isn't here?

[banworthy]

It certainly can be for someone who isn't here.

I'm surprised you'd be worried about someone who isn't here, but I won't pry.

[ Cause he cares about his stock in Accelerator but not necessarily who Accelerator cares about, wah-wah. ]

[levelshift]

Fuck you, I'm not worried. I'm just curious.

[He is absolutely, one hundred percent worried.]

[banworthy]

All right, what does your curiosity want to know?

[levelshift]

Give me his future.

[banworthy]

His future, hm?

[ He hums as he shuffles the deck. Knocking on the top card, he asks about "his" future. Then he gets the sensation he should shuffle a few more times. Hm. ]

Five of Pentacles is his past. In his past, he was slowly overcoming a challenging or saw light at the end of a tunnel to his painful situation.

The Lovers is his present. Not real love, by the by. But it means that there is emphasis on making choices based on relationships and remaining true to himself. It's related to his beliefs and urging him to choose what he really believes in.

Page of Pentacles is his future. Unfortunately... there is failure ahead of what he plans to do. In his present, he chose poorly about what he truly believes in... he followed the wrong path forward to escape his plight and suffering. And so... he'll face failure in what he intends to do. It's not death just a delay in what he needs for himself.

Sorry I don't have better news.

[levelshift]

[Some of that tracks for that Level 0 and what was going on back home before he got dragged back here, unfortunately. Once again Accelerator is wishing Qliphah was around, since she'd be able to verify whether this is actually some magical tarot bullshit or just nonmagical nonsense. It's irritating having so little knowledge of tarot that he can't tell himself.]

Good news wouldn't be realistic. I wasn't expecting to hear anything pleasant.

[Hoping? Maybe a little. Expecting? For sure.]

[banworthy]

For you... I'll ask a question.

[ Hand on the tarot deck. ]

Will the investment be worth it?

[ And pulls the card. ]

King of Cups. Not only is it worth it, but it's a confident and steady stock.

[levelshift]

[.....]

Why the hell did you do that? The answer to that question is already obvious, you didn't need to do a reading for it.

[banworthy]

Because it's the only support I can give you.

[levelshift]

[Ew, Vincent! Ew!!]

That's unusually nice of you.

[banworthy]

I know.

It's not going to happen too often, so soak it in.

[levelshift]

Right, yeah. I doubt I can do that, this is too fucking weird.

[And he doesn't think Vincent would be offended by him just replying with something that rude, which is why he's doing it.]

[banworthy]

I agree.

I hate it, but I decided to try it out.

[levelshift]

Why?

[banworthy]

Someone asked a question for me to the cards... and the cards told me to try.

[levelshift]

[He isn't sure if that's depressing or pathetic.....]

And you were motivated enough to do what they said.

[banworthy]

Do you know why tarot is only a hobby of mine?

[ Vincent decides to answer. ]

Because I don't have any power. It's a hobby for the useless and powerless. However, it is something I was taught as a ritual. It'd mean something if I could do anything with it, but all I can do is vague readings that can be cast aside.

[levelshift]

It's up to the person who's getting the reading whether they want to throw it away or not, right? Even if your tarot doesn't have any magic power like it would back home, people still may want to take it seriously. Like you're doing with this support thing.

[banworthy]

[ Ew. ]

Are you trying to support me now?

[levelshift]

Fuck no! I'm only being logical.

[banworthy]

Good.

Because it almost sounded like it... and I would have been irritated. I was already supported today and I hated it.

[levelshift]

Then you get how I feel. You should give that support to someone who'll appreciate it.

[banworthy]

Which is no one if it is coming from me.

Great. I can keep doing what I've been doing forever.

[ And he does sound a little relieved. ]

[levelshift]

[It's probably for the best that Vincent doesn't try to offer support to anyone else....]

What, no one around here likes you enough for that?