voice | un: vsmith

[banworthy]

Hello.

How are you all doing? [ A beat. ] Actually, you all know I don't care so let's ignore that question, hm?

So, who would like to have their fortune, romantic future, or whatever told?

I know, I know... tarot is still a [ Longer pause. ] hobby of mine, but one you get to reap the rewards of today.

Fun, right?

Comments

[banworthy]

The problem ... Six of Pentacles, reversed. You're the one that is constantly giving and not receiving anything.

The context... Seven of Pentacles, reversed. The person who looks at you feels unsettled by what they see. They feel as though something is off, but uncertain as to what it is.

The solution... Page of Pentacles, reversed. You're going to need to reassess how you've been handling things. Essentially, it means that you're having issues with processing the new information given to you to come up with something new to do for yourself.

Ah... romance... I'm glad it's still so awful.

[heavensnight]

[why is her romance reading she needs to figure out what to do for herself? why is this reading telling her this AGAIN? she asked about a whole different thing!!!]

I'm getting the craziest deja vu. Your cards really want me to figure my shit out, huh?

[banworthy]

It seems to be that way, but they do care about you, Maria.

[heavensnight]

Isn't that nice? Your party trick cares about me. [Vincent literally told her none of this meant anything before!]

[banworthy]

It is what it is, I suppose.

[ Look at him trying to be supportive to people. ]

At the very least, don't give up. [ Ugh. ]

[heavensnight]

Is Father Vincent Smith telling me there's other fish in the sea? Is this him being supportive?

[banworthy]

Yes... I'm saying that... to you...

[heavensnight]

[you know what Maria likes to do? avoid the hard truths. she'd already been asked about romance by others and she'd staunchly said she was never going to pursue it because she was afraid of the whole rejection thing.

she will not be taking the fortune's advice seriously thank you very much.

it's time to just mess with Vincent.]

Okay. Set me up with someone.

[banworthy]

Maria.

[ What. ]

I care as deeply as I can for you as I possibly could for a person... [ Because of what she is. If she was just herself, he wouldn't care at all, but -- ]

I refuse.

1/2 WAIT.

[heavensnight]

[it is so good he can't see her face because what the hell does all that mean? she knows it's because of what she is but this might just be the nicest and most...sincere? is that the word? she's ever heard Vincent be.]

Okay. Then let's you and me go on a date.

[this is not a serious request.]

2/2 it's time

[heavensnight]

Just kidding. You're not my type. I'd never so you're safe.

[rejected.]

1/2

[banworthy]

[banworthy]

You didn't even give me a chance to reject you?!

[heavensnight]

Does it matter?

[banworthy]

Yes!

[heavensnight]

But you wouldn't want me to be interested in you like that so shouldn't this make you feel better that I'm not?

[Mr. I'm-Gonna-Die-Alone???]

[banworthy]

It's beside the point... I ...

[ Strangling hand gestures, but she is a gift. So -- ]

... it's fine. It's fine. I'll reject the next person.

[heavensnight]

Do you want me to ask you so you can reject me?

[it's like a pity fuck but worse. but hey, what are besties for?]

[banworthy]

No, it's fine.

[heavensnight]

[why does it feel like she kicked a puppy?

god. fine. she's doing it anyway.]

Want to go to dinner with me? Seriously.

[THE THINGS YOU DO FOR A BESTIE.]

1/2

[banworthy]

No. I don't.

Never ask me, again.

[sophielicious]

oh wow look at that. validation for my words, MARIA.

thank you, strange dude.

[banworthy]

I'm not strange.

[sophielicious]

*stranger

but also are you sure

[banworthy]

I am incredibly sane and normal, thank you.