voice | un: vsmith

[banworthy]

Hello.

How are you all doing? [ A beat. ] Actually, you all know I don't care so let's ignore that question, hm?

So, who would like to have their fortune, romantic future, or whatever told?

I know, I know... tarot is still a [ Longer pause. ] hobby of mine, but one you get to reap the rewards of today.

Fun, right?

Comments

[banworthy]

Yes.

[ ???????????? What does she mean does she need a reason????????? Yes??? ]

Yes, bake me something.

[bubblegumheart]

Why?

[It costs nothing to care about people on the most basic level, so what is the problem here?]

What do you want?

[banworthy]

Because you don't know me and I am also unpleasant to know.

[ Would she like proof? There is across this whole message. ]

What can you make?

[bubblegumheart]

I've known plenty of unpleasant people. Them being unpleasant doesn't mean I wish them any ill will.

[For most of them, she would've settled for them growing up and becoming less unpleasant, but it is what it is.]

I can make a lot of things. I can also follow a recipe if you have one.

1/2

[banworthy]

[ Squiiiiiiiints.

He supposes it's a waste to spend time wishing unpleasant people well. There is a plethora of them, after all. Even the irritating people he's been dealing with, he will forget about them until they irritate him again. But honestly hoping they're fine is going too far.

Whatever. It's ... whatever. ]

[banworthy]

All right. Whatever.

[ Even if he's on voice, he makes a batting gesture like he's dismissing his own confusion. ]

I don't have one. [ He holds his chin in thought. ] Fine. I'll have a batch of cookies. You can choose the flavor. [ The price, he feels, is fair. ]

[bubblegumheart]

[This is fine. She used to babysit.]

I'll make you two dozen and deliver them if you agree to do my reading in person.

[Or y'know, she'll just use some of what she already has sitting around. Tomato tomahto.]

[banworthy]

[ Pros and cons. Hm.

Well -- ]

Fine.

[bubblegumheart]

[Excellent.]

I'm glad we can agree. Where am I delivering to?

[banworthy]

No, you're not coming here.

I'll go to where you are.

[bubblegumheart]

I don't have to deliver to your home, if that's what you're worried about.

[banworthy]

[ Worried? What a word choice. ]

More like I don't like anyone in my home, but I can meet somewhere. Sure.

[ Mutters to himself as he reviews the map and ensuring that it won't be too far out of the way of his home (Stonhyrr) and his church (Hall of Apeiron.) ]

Fine. The Diner.

[bubblegumheart]

The Diner is an excellent choice.

[Pointing out that he could have just led with the fact that he doesn't like people showing up where he lives would be kind of rude, so she's going to let it go for now.]

Just let me know when it's easiest for you to get there.

[banworthy]

Fine. I will.

[bubblegumheart]

Great! I'll be looking forward to hearing from you.

no response;

[banworthy]

[ His mood. ]