voice | un: vsmith

[banworthy]

Hello.

How are you all doing? [ A beat. ] Actually, you all know I don't care so let's ignore that question, hm?

So, who would like to have their fortune, romantic future, or whatever told?

I know, I know... tarot is still a [ Longer pause. ] hobby of mine, but one you get to reap the rewards of today.

Fun, right?

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[shoplifter]

[Her face scrunches up as he speaks, focusing on what he's saying. She doesn't really understand what swords or magicians have to do with anything, but she supposes he's the expert here. And it mostly checks out: she's had a lot of bad nights of sleep, and she definitely thinks there's some kind of healing happening.

It is helpful. Maybe. She will be on the alert for any signs of this deceit.

But also, her curiosity is not sated.]

... Do one for you, too.

[banworthy]

I'm growing tired of people asking me to do one for myself.

I can't. [ His shoulders bounce. ] Tarot doesn't work that way for me even if I were to attempt to ask a vague question. It's unfortunate, but true.

[shoplifter]

If that makes you tired, you should invest in long naps.

It's important to have good stamina.

[just saying]

Is it hard to learn?

[banworthy]

My stamina is fine.

[ Anyway. ]

If you're doing it as a hobby? No, not really. It's memorization.

[shoplifter]

... It does not sound like the most fun hobby.

But you must enjoy performing the readings.

[ONE HOPES]

[banworthy]

[ He makes a sound that is very meh. ]

I don't. It just passes the time.