voice | un: vsmith

[banworthy]

Hello.

How are you all doing? [ A beat. ] Actually, you all know I don't care so let's ignore that question, hm?

So, who would like to have their fortune, romantic future, or whatever told?

I know, I know... tarot is still a [ Longer pause. ] hobby of mine, but one you get to reap the rewards of today.

Fun, right?

Comments

[banworthy]

So... sorry again at being unable to describe what they look like other than monstrous.

As I said, I understand that is unhelpful.

[hyphanated]

It's alright. There isn't really any need for me to know what they look like.

Most people don't seem to like monsters, anyway.

[banworthy]

True.

They are rather horrific and tend to want to murder.

[hyphanated]

They're usually doing it for survival...I think.

[He's like 75% sure?]

[banworthy]

You think ... or you hope?

[hyphanated]

...I think.

They aren't usually interested in me.

[banworthy]

Hm, that is odd...

Especially since those you described are more like animals...

[hyphanated]

It's probably because they wouldn't gain anything from eating me.

[banworthy]

Well, they'd gain meat, I suppose?

[hyphanated]

I'm not sure they would, actually.

[Maybe he'd turn back into a mushroom?]

[banworthy]

[ A deep breath and a louder sigh. ]

Why would you say that?

[hyphanated]

[Well, that sigh sure was impossible to miss.]

...It's not important.

[banworthy]

[ .............. ]

No, no... let's hear it.

[hyphanated]

[If you insist...]

Most carnivores don't eat toxic mushrooms.

[banworthy]

You're a mushroom?

[hyphanated]

That's right.

[banworthy]

I guess there are a lot of things in the world.