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[fourthwalled]

Mission planning in the apartment rec room in one hour.

[And before you go thinking that Deadpool is taking this seriously...]

And bring Popcorn! Bonus points if you sing along to 'Magic Dance'.

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[quantumnomad]

You know, if I ever get a reward I'll ask for a karaoke machine. We can have a celebratory karaoke night once this maze thing is over.

[fourthwalled]

Okay, okay.
Consider your application to be my new best friend, submitted and RECIEVED!

[quantumnomad]

And you haven't even told me anything about the position. What are the perks? What's the best friend brand you're looking for?

[fourthwalled]

[That's a good question. What are the perks of being Deadpool's friend... are there any?]

Uh, well, I'm pretty fun. I'm a good dancer, passable singing voice, I can shoot someone at 1500 yards, I can make some damn good pancakes. And I can make some epic action sequences to save your life if you're ever in trouble.

Well, I'm already the loud and funny friend. And I don't think you could be my way too serious friend that curses me out and pretends to hate me... so that leaves my enabler best friend who encourages me to be MORE STUPID, know-it-all friend, or the best friend I can cry with and give excellent hugs.

Any of those strike your fancy?

[quantumnomad]

I'm great at hugs and pep talks. I used to be the know-it-all friend but this place has made me reevaluate my entire worldview.

[fourthwalled]

I suppose it would do that.
My worldview was already a hot mess, so this hasn't changed it much.

[quantumnomad]

Lucky.

I'm a physicist, I thought I understood some of the basic laws of the universe.

[fourthwalled]

I find it's easier to understand nothing. That way, you don't know how in the shit you are.

Blissful ignorance, baby!

[quantumnomad]

I hate that you're making sense ftr. Maybe I should embrace blissful ignorance.

[fourthwalled]

[oof, he's really in trouble if Wade's making sense!]

That's the spirit, bestie!