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[fourthwalled]

Mission planning in the apartment rec room in one hour.

[And before you go thinking that Deadpool is taking this seriously...]

And bring Popcorn! Bonus points if you sing along to 'Magic Dance'.

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[fourthwalled]

Could be. I don't know this place well enough to know how big of dicks they are.
So maybe you should at least make an effort, even if I'm gonna smoke you.

[equivo]

They had us do icebreakers day one. The murderous doubles were objectively worse, but that's the part that stuck with me.

And believe me. I'll be making an effort. Mark me down as 'disinterested in the loss condition here'.

[fourthwalled]

Murderous doubles? Do tell!

Good call. I like oxygen. It's one of my favorite things.
Next to cocaine.

[equivo]

Us, but either evil clones whipped up in a lab or us from the universe where we turned out less pleasantly than our usual sunny self. They were killing people, you had to find someone to kill them for you because we couldn't touch them ourselves, there was a specific double-killing knife you had to use. It was a mess.

[ Might as well be direct, considering the atmosphere of sharing they're apparently in. ]

I guess you could say you're an inhalation enthusiast in general.

[fourthwalled]

...in a lab.
I was already whipped up in a lab more or less.
so maybe it's for the best that i wasn't here for that.
a less sunny version of me sounds like a fucking nightmare.
it would be like Wolverine:Origins all over again.

[equivo]

Not that there's anything wrong with being whipped up in a lab, inherently.

Although I'm taking from your tone it wasn't one of those nice, ethically compliant labs with regular inspection schedules and posters of the mitosis cycle.

So. My condolences.