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[fourthwalled]

Mission planning in the apartment rec room in one hour.

[And before you go thinking that Deadpool is taking this seriously...]

And bring Popcorn! Bonus points if you sing along to 'Magic Dance'.

Comments

I want you to know Super-Lube is a real brand name.

[mostdangerousbird]

I don't know. I figured we could start with Super-Lube machine oil and batteries and go from there.

that's amazing asdfghjk

[fourthwalled]

I know you had me at Super-Lube, so it's gotta work on them!

[mostdangerousbird]

Are you sure your name is Bea Arthur?

[fourthwalled]

That's MISTER Bea Arthur to you.
It's an aspirational title.
She's the one that got away!

But you can also call me Wade.

[mostdangerousbird]

Hi Wade. You reminded me of someone for a second there, but I don't think he'd call himself Mister or Wade to yank my chain.

[fourthwalled]

Oh boy. Is it someone you like, at least?

[mostdangerousbird]

Yeah, funny enough, it is.

[fourthwalled]

Huh. I was expecting no. But I'm glad to hear it!
Maybe this means we can be best of friends!

[mostdangerousbird]

I'm full of surprises.