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[fourthwalled]

Mission planning in the apartment rec room in one hour.

[And before you go thinking that Deadpool is taking this seriously...]

And bring Popcorn! Bonus points if you sing along to 'Magic Dance'.

Comments

[anciently]

we were traveling all over back home before i was brought here, but before that...nothing. zip!
been a lot more sightseeing than i was expecting, let's just put it that way.

[fourthwalled]

ooh, i love a good bit of sightseeing! i've been all over!
i have to travel for work.
i'm a mercenary.
the best one around!
definitely better than anyone else, no matter how cool their hair looks!

[anciently]

[ Hmm... ]

know a lot of mercs with cool hair?
i've only met one.
maybe two, i guess, depending on how your hair compares.

[fourthwalled]

i do know a lot of mercs!
some of them have some decent locks.
still most have better than mine.
since i have no hair at all.

[anciently]

well, from what i've seen, hair's not really a necessary part of the role.
if you get the job done, that seems like all that matters.
besides: you can earn style points in lots of other ways!

[fourthwalled]

oh i got style, baby!
all the flips, kicks, and superhero landings!
and a costume! the costume really sells it!

[anciently]

heck yes!
sounds like you've got it in spades then!
i'm gonna have to ask for a display sometime. that's way too cool to pass up!