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[bad_habit]

[Someone may have just realised there's gonna be an awful lot of roughing it involved for the next few weeks...]

CAMP!?

R U FUCKIN SRS!!!!!!!!!!!


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i have never camped a day in my fuckin afterlife, OR life!

... what the fuck do you even do?!
what do you need!???
this is sum BULLSHIT
i never signed up for fuckin
CAMPIN

[He is a softboy who has no idea what do, and apparently only has 4 days to learn? pls send help, or a shopping list.]

Comments

[stresstokens]

Sorry, I guess that's kind of insensitive to say to someone who's from Hell. But it is a place you can just visit, where I'm from. We were there seeing a couple of my friends' Dads. [ Half-truths -- but close enough. ] They're pretty chill with it but it makes sense that not everyone feels that way.

I mean, I'll prepare for the worst. But that's what I'm gonna try to do. I don't like the idea of sleeping where something might eat me.

[ Joke's on Riz: he's the one who's going to be doing the monster-eating around here. ]

[bad_habit]

are you fuckin serious?

ya no
where i'm from you don't just 'pop in' and 'visit'

i don't think it's gonna be that easy guy
this place hasn't really shown itself to be that
i mean i only been here a couple months but
this place LOVES fuckin with ya

[stresstokens]

Honestly, I'm pretty used to things trying to fuck with and/or trying to kill me. Not that I have any expectations of it being easy or straightforward, but it's not my first rodeo. I just need to make sure I'm stocked up on bullets and food.

Speaking of which, you'll probably want a weapon too. Someone on the network was talking about a training facility the other day. You might want to head down there and check out the armoury. It didn't sound like there were any guns, but you can at least grab a sword or something.

[bad_habit]

wait, what???
what're ya talkin about
'training facility'??

i'm really more of a guns guy
than a sword guy
but i mean beggars can't be choosers i guess

[stresstokens]

She framed it as more of a youth centre. I dunno how old you are but even if you're older, I don't see why you couldn't go in there and nab some weapons anyway. Let me link you.

[ True to his word: he drops a link to the specific conversation. ]

I'm more of a gun guy too. But it's never bad to have a sword in a pinch. It beats just using your fists.

[bad_habit]

ya i ain't no youth
i'll have to keep it in mind
thanks

ain't that the truth
tho i don't do much punching
i'm more of a roundhouse
kinda guy

[stresstokens]

No? You kind of type like one. No offense.

[ Well. The dude is dead. Maybe he's like seventeen forever. ]

So what's your experience with fighting anyway? It seems like they mainly tried taking people who are used to it, and your whole guns deal sounds like it counts, even if they kinda handicapped you. You're not another one of those superhero guys are you?

[bad_habit]

i ain't got time to worry about how i type
i'm more of a live in the moment kinda person
using networks and socials is just a means to an end

[OMG RUDE. He died when he was 35 tyvm. But he did die in the 40's, so he didn't grow up with it so ingrained, and he wasn't big into it until more recently.]

i'm more the avoiding type of guy
i'm a lover not a fighter
but i can hold my own, with a sword and a gun
i literally just killed like a fuck ton of angel bitches before i got here

[stresstokens]

[ Whoa. Okay, that one's hitting a little too close to home. ]

Angels? All that surprise about me visting Hell, and you were out there ambushing Heaven?

Unless they were in Hell right there with you, but why would they do that?