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[fistoftherabbit]

[Su You has his hair in a low pony tail, still dressed in the white robes he arrived in. Modern clothing is...odd.

He has some clementines in front of him, one of which he's peeling.]

Does anyone know a way to summon a god? Preferably one that is beginner friendly. [He pauses, then adds.] I suppose a method for summoning spirits may be suitable as well.

[Is he going to give context? No. At least he didn't ask about summoning demons...?

He takes a piece of clementine and puts it into his mouth...then makes a face when he chews it. He looks down at the fruit as if he had been betrayed by it.]

...this is supposed to be this world's sweetest orange? Why is it so sour...?

[Did someone believe the advertisement? Maybe.]

Comments

[will_chase_balls]

Oh. I guess that part does sound godly.

[So not just an elf, then.]

Wouldn't you be able to just grant whoever you wanted to summon you the ability to do so, though?

[fistoftherabbit]

I already taught him the way I know, but at the moment it requires me to lend him some of my spirit energy. I thought if there wasn't an easier way for him to summon me until he is able to do it on his own power.

[will_chase_balls]

The gods in your world are fine with humans getting enough power to summon them without having that power granted by a god?

[It was definitely power that could be achieved by ordinary people in Dwayne's own world, but gods didn't like when they did it on their own.]

Is there any reason you don't want to grant him some of your spirit energy?

[fistoftherabbit]

It's a little annoying but if they're desperate it can't be helped.

[He doesn't shrug but the feeling is there in the way he says it.]

I don't mind. I gave him some already and I have a way to give him some he can use when needed but...if there is a way he can summon me without all that then it's safer, right? There would be less chance that he'd be in danger and I can't go to protect him. I thought with so many people from so many different worlds here that someone might know some other way.

[will_chase_balls]

Yours is the first I've heard of that summoning a god is something anyone would casually do.

[fistoftherabbit]

It's not that casual, is it? It's quite a lot of energy. It's supposed to be for emergencies. Or when it's necessary. Only an idiot would use it casually.

[He is, in fact, dating such an idiot...though he hasn't found that out yet.]

[will_chase_balls]

The way you described it, it as definitely a lot more casual than what I'm used to. Sure, it might take a lot of power, but the way you talked about it, it didn't seem dangerous.

[fistoftherabbit]

...that makes sense. Cultivation in general isn't dangerous. At least, not usually to the user in normal circumstances.

[will_chase_balls]

Cultivation? What does that have to do with summoning gods?

[fistoftherabbit]

Cultivation is when you circulate the natural energies in your body to cast spells or create arrays. This includes the spell for summoning gods.

[will_chase_balls]

Oh, that part isn't what's dangerous. Our magic users cast spells the same way, and I've never seen any sign that it was dangerous for them. It's just that while I've heard some people claim that some gods in their world might even help humans from time to time, your world is not only the first world I've heard of where they're obligated to protect humans, your world is also the first one I've heard of where they have any obligation to not kill any human on sight who displeases them.

So not a lot of worlds other than yours really work out the best way to summon a god, because generally most people don't want to summon a god unless they're reasonably certain they'll be happy about being summoned.

Just like there's not a lot of worlds with 'summon a swarm of angry bees directly on my own face' spells, either.

[fistoftherabbit]

...it still confuses me why gods would do that. Even if they are so powerful...especially because of that, why would they need to do that? Can't they just ignore what displeases them?

[will_chase_balls]

They could, if they wanted to. Or they could wipe it out. I guess they just choose the latter.

[fistoftherabbit]

That sounds like the behaviour of immature children.

[will_chase_balls]

Sure, but they're gods, so who's going to tell them they can't act like that?

[fistoftherabbit]

...that's annoying.

[He's never even met any of these gods and he already wants to punch them in the face at least once.]