un:antigoneiguess | audio

[rudelanguage]

S...that's fine, yeah. This'll...this'll be great. [beat.

oh.

oh fuck we're on! Antigonevoice GO]

Oh! Uh! Hhhhey! Heyyy, so uh. Did anyone get offered to, uh...buy a guy? During the fog stuff?

Quick yes or no works.

[...]

That's all.

Comments

[will_chase_balls]

Does...that kind of thing happen here? Because that would be really weird. You can't buy people where I'm from, and there's actual money there. I'm not sure why anyone would try to sell a person here when there's no money and companion bots do all the work.

[rudelanguage]

Guy, I don't know! That's why I'm asking! Maybe I just imagined the whole thing up? Scary fog thing? The fear of ownership?

[will_chase_balls]

My name's Dwayne. Also, I'm pretty sure most people would be afraid of owning a person.

So...yeah, definitely could be a hallucination.

[rudelanguage]

[I know you're Dwayne, doofus!! But--! Okay Pending does BUT SHUT UP!!]

Thhhhhaaat'ssss why I asked!

[will_chase_balls]

Oh. Right. Well, there's my answer, I hope it helps.

[rudelanguage]

I mean. It's one more than I had before, so. There's that.

[will_chase_balls]

[Yay!]

I'm glad I could be helpful!