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[taxevasion]

So is this like Reddit, or more like Facebook? Can I change my username? Kind of weird it didn’t ask me to set up a password. What if someone steals someone else’s earpieces? Would they be able to post with their account? What if I want to make a second account for… you know. Sideblog reasons?

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[taxevasion]

Well, since your name is Robin, and you have strong feelings about Gotham, you're probably THE Robin, and THE Robin still looks like a boy. Who could delivery papers.

[brat]

I'm going to kill you.

[taxevasion]

Should I tell Batman?

[brat]

Batman can't save you now.

[taxevasion]

Oh, no, he doesn't need to save me. But he should probably know his kid is killing people. That's definitely like, an adult category hobby.

[brat]

Says who?

[taxevasion]

It's kind of one of those unwritten things. Like how skateboarding as a form of trespassing is a kid crime. If an adult's trespassing via skateboarding, not only are they committing a crime, they're committing being cringe. Or like, when a forty year old is doing graffiti without a permit. Vandalism, and cringe.

Kids doing murder? That means the parent is irresponsible, and especially if it's Batman's kid doing it. If I'm dying, then I want my last words to be pointing out hypocrisy.

[brat]

Do not talk about my father like you know him. You don't.

[taxevasion]

No, you're right, I don't. But he is here. Maybe I should. If your username is "Robin" then his is probably "Batman" right?

[brat]

Batman does not bother with trivial things such as the network.

[taxevasion]

I'm gonna slide into his DMs.

[brat]

No.

[taxevasion]

Yes.

[brat]

You had better hope he finds you before I do.

[taxevasion]

You are like, really good at threatening people. I mean it! It's pretty scary.

[brat]

It comes with the occupation.

[taxevasion]

Wait, you get paid for this??

[brat]

No.

[taxevasion]

Okay, good. If the sanctity of being Robin was corrupted by capitalism, I'd be pretty disappointed.

[brat]

Do I come off as someone who would be swayed by something as foolish as currency?

( who do you think he is? someone who knows the cost of a single banana? )

[taxevasion]

I don't know! I don't know you well. A loooooot of people are swayed by currency, capitalism, greed. More than you'd think! Even people you'd think have moral backbones, but then whoops, they're selling you out for money, and sometimes, not even a lot of money!

But I'm really glad you aren't. That makes you better than like, 90% of heroes.

[brat]

It only includes 90% of heroes if you're counting the bottom of the barrel, idiots who just opted to throw on a costume for little to no reason and who have terrible moral codes.

[taxevasion]

Well. Yeah. That's what a percent implies. I'm including everything.

[brat]

Why would you count the ones that don't matter worth anything?

[taxevasion]

Everything matters. It's not just about only counting the good when the bad still exist.