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[taxevasion]

So is this like Reddit, or more like Facebook? Can I change my username? Kind of weird it didn’t ask me to set up a password. What if someone steals someone else’s earpieces? Would they be able to post with their account? What if I want to make a second account for… you know. Sideblog reasons?

Comments

[sophielicious]

figure it out dude

[taxevasion]

You're SUBSCRIBING to my MAIN blog? Stop it!

[sophielicious]

yeah but mostly to start internet fights in the comments

entertainment is hard to come by

[taxevasion]

Oh you're one of those people. Get a life! Touch grass!

[sophielicious]

have you ever heard of multitasking????

[taxevasion]

You're telling me you're outside, right now, touching grass AND posting here?

[sophielicious]

obviously.

[taxevasion]

Doubt it.

[sophielicious]

not my problem.

[taxevasion]

Looking for the block button now...

[sophielicious]

there isnt one.

1/2

[taxevasion]

[There definitely isn't one. So he'll do something else instead.]

un: justsophiesucks1000dicks

[taxevasion]

Fine.

[sophielicious]

oh that doesn't offend me

you know what that takes? skill. most bitches could never. thank you for recognizing my power. not sorry you didn't make the cut. seriously out of a 1000 dicks? that's so fucking sad for you

cw: NSFW????

[taxevasion]

Like I'd want you to suck my dick anyway! I bet you'd make a bunch of weird faces and noises when doing it!

[sophielicious]

idk look at my 1000 positive reviews and all that practice? seriously?

again, very pathetic of you. i'll put that on my tombstone! 1000 dicks, none from this one.

[taxevasion]

Well now I'm flattered because I'm important enough to be named on the tombstone of someone I don't even know!

[sophielicious]

really sad that this is your definition of important

[taxevasion]

Uh yeah, being immortally honored on someone's tombstone IS important. It's more sad your gravestone's going to talk about every dick that's been in your mouth.

AFTER THREAD WITH JULIAN

[taxevasion]

[He THINKS REALLY HARD OUT LOUD because he doesn't know how telepathy works, and just goes:]

/SOPHIE SOPHIE SOPHIE SOPHIE./

[vexant]

I can cut through every tendon in your body in the same second all at the same time without risking killing you.

Fuck off, dude.

And shut up Sophie.

[sophielicious]

hey! what did i do?? also don't tell me to shut up!!

[vexant]

Shut up.

[taxevasion]

Oh let me guess. You're the boyfriend?

[vexant]

Pretty sure neither one of us would survive that. Doesn't matter anyway.

Fuck off.