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[taxevasion]

So is this like Reddit, or more like Facebook? Can I change my username? Kind of weird it didn’t ask me to set up a password. What if someone steals someone else’s earpieces? Would they be able to post with their account? What if I want to make a second account for… you know. Sideblog reasons?

Comments

[saychocobo]

» 300 amphibians, huh? Woah it's a total amphibiarmy ready to take over the pond! ...or kick off an EPIC flash mob. Are they doing interpretative dance, forming tiny battle squads, or just launching slime grenades at unsuspecting wasps?! 🦎💣🐝💥💨

» Dude... I’m starting to think YOU'RE a frog. 🐸 That’s why you’re steering us away from JUST frogs! And dodging the whole stolen earpiece thing! No ears, no problem! We got slippery evasions. 😏

» OK mysterious amphibian overlord, I hereby dub thee Croaky McBounceface until you level up from a number to a real username. Long live your chaotic frog empire. 👑🐸🎉

[taxevasion]

... Is this 2009? Did I get sent back in time?

[saychocobo]

» What do you mean BACK to 2009? It's 756 M.E.

[taxevasion]

Oh. You're not from Earth, or not from a normal Earth, right? Another alternate universe?

Somehow it's worse to know flash mobs are an inter-dimensional thing.

[saychocobo]

» Yeah no I'm from Eos.

» Does that mean you're all aliens? Most of you look the same. Except you, Croaky.

[taxevasion]

I'm a human! From Earth. Not a frog!

[saychocobo]

» Which is exactly what a frog would say.

» How's that username coming?

[taxevasion]

I'm not turning on video to prove it.

Back to numbers again. People got really touchy about it being a newspaper or using it to make fun of someone.

[saychocobo]

» You do you. I'm going to meter out my frog jokes. I'm good, but if you're gonna be committed about this, I gotta pace myself.

» Yeah huh gee. Wonder why they get upset about you bullying people.🤔

[taxevasion]

I'm sooooo committed to this. I'm five hundred percent committed to this.

Look me in the text and tell me they didn't start it first. I'm just an innocent bystander innocently asking questions!

[saychocobo]

» who's they bro? It's your post. Your username. How'd they start it?

[taxevasion]

I told her to go away and then she didn't. That's starting it. Also, that's barely bullying.

[Nevermind that they're both over it.]

[saychocobo]

» No it's really bullying. Publicly making fun of someone is bullying. I shouldn't have to explain this.

[taxevasion]

Were you home-schooled? Because there's no way you survived high school like this.

[saychocobo]

I survived high school just fine.