un: antigoneiguess | audio

[rudelanguage]

Yeah, yeahyeahyeahyeah, lemme. Lemme do it. Hhh.

[Antigone's somewhat nasally, cynical voice is back, hi.

she clears her throat.]

'Kay. I'm not talkin' to whoever's out there that already knows how annoying dealing with Fae sorts is. Everyone else? I'm doin' this to be nice. And helpful. [and on the goddamn record so no one can ever accuse Knife of not trying maybe once.

so she will spell this out slowly for ya's:] Do. Not. Give. Out. Your. Real. Name. Make a new one. Use that one. Make everyone else use it.

Got it? Get it? Good.

Don't say you weren't warned.

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[nimbuster]

Would they--

[He pauses, then shakes his head with a glower that's not aimed at Antigone.]

Never mind. Of course they'd fuck over one of their own, if they're anything like him.

[rudelanguage]

Pret-ty sure cannibalism isn't a moral concern in this case.

But, again! Noooot an expert.

[nimbuster]

[Cloud blinks in mild alarm. When did cannibalism become a thing they were talking about?? He's just gonna pretend it isn't.]

Right. Well, thanks for the advice, I'll keep it in mind.

[rudelanguage]

[it's an option, ok. be wary with the meats at those fae buffets, guy!]

Yep. You owe me!

[nimbuster]

Not really. You sent the message to the whole network.

[rudelanguage]

Uh, the first part. But talkin' to you like this, guy? All that extra stuff?

[nimbuster]

You've talked to a bunch of other people, too.

[rudelanguage]

And they owe me, too!

[nimbuster]

Should probably tell them all that, then.

[rudelanguage]

Don't tell me what to do!

[nimbuster]

Thought I was supposed to tell you to call me by a different name.

[rudelanguage]

Lucky you: I don't know your stupid name! So I get to pick one.

[nimbuster]

Nope.

[rudelanguage]

Something liiiiiiiiiiike... [dragging that vowel out while thinking.]

I'M SORRY SKDLFHJG

[nimbuster]

[Cloud hangs up.]

TOO BAD she doesn't know

[rudelanguage]

...iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike....Rodney.

Yeah... Rodney.