un: antigoneiguess | audio

[rudelanguage]

Yeah, yeahyeahyeahyeah, lemme. Lemme do it. Hhh.

[Antigone's somewhat nasally, cynical voice is back, hi.

she clears her throat.]

'Kay. I'm not talkin' to whoever's out there that already knows how annoying dealing with Fae sorts is. Everyone else? I'm doin' this to be nice. And helpful. [and on the goddamn record so no one can ever accuse Knife of not trying maybe once.

so she will spell this out slowly for ya's:] Do. Not. Give. Out. Your. Real. Name. Make a new one. Use that one. Make everyone else use it.

Got it? Get it? Good.

Don't say you weren't warned.

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[voice; un: roronoa]

[yourotherleft]

[at least he listened to the other answers before comin' in hot]

As if we don't got enough to remember. I hate undercover shit, but I've never had to fake a name before.

So this 'fay' shit is common in other worlds?

[rudelanguage]

Uhh, I...don't know? I only know my own. But like. I--I'm pretty sure Fae don't really care what world they're on? Since like...they can do fiddly crap. Get in weird places. So. I dunno. Ask around?

[yourotherleft]

Yeah, I'll get right on that. [dryly] So far it doesn't sound like anyone's speaking up to say you're wrong, so if you're right you're right.

[rudelanguage]

[Wh-why is this guy's tone kinda pissing me off...]

Yyyyeah, well, you can't give me crap if I'm mistaken. Fae are like that. All about misdirection n' junk.

[yourotherleft]

[it's his special power]

So they're trying to fake us out, while we're trying to fake them out? This can't possibly end well. Any tips on how to fight 'em if it comes to that?

[rudelanguage]

Uh... Iron. Most Fae have, like...really bad reactions to iron. If any Archfey are around, probably not? But...like...the majority...

[yourotherleft]

[one can almost sense the "ooooooh!" of interest here]

Iron, huh? Not steel, I'd guess. Eh, swords cut no matter what they're made of. [he says like he knows anything] Good tip, thanks.

[rudelanguage]

Yeah, uh-- covert. Mission. Remember? Dismemberment isn't very covert, so like...

[yourotherleft]

Spoilsport.

[good-natured sarcasm this time, at least]

[rudelanguage]

Hey, do what you want, guy! Just don't get me killed in the process, yeah?

[yourotherleft]

Don't worry, I won't. [do worry, Knife, this is no bueno]

[rudelanguage]

[looking fwd to that Almost Gets Killed thread 👏]