un: antigoneiguess | audio

[rudelanguage]

Yeah, yeahyeahyeahyeah, lemme. Lemme do it. Hhh.

[Antigone's somewhat nasally, cynical voice is back, hi.

she clears her throat.]

'Kay. I'm not talkin' to whoever's out there that already knows how annoying dealing with Fae sorts is. Everyone else? I'm doin' this to be nice. And helpful. [and on the goddamn record so no one can ever accuse Knife of not trying maybe once.

so she will spell this out slowly for ya's:] Do. Not. Give. Out. Your. Real. Name. Make a new one. Use that one. Make everyone else use it.

Got it? Get it? Good.

Don't say you weren't warned.

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[rudelanguage]

Because I am small and prey-shaped and dogs eat meat.

[solarson]

Wait. How small are you?

( usually everyone's taller than him! well. except damian, heh. )

[rudelanguage]

Small enough to know better.

[solarson]

Ok, I can keep Krypto away but if you want to help make a disguise you can.

[rudelanguage]

[it's genuinely impressive how Knife hasn't had an aneurysm yet. jumping from barking at Sam to laying into Jayce to screeching at this kid...so many stressors!!

probably why they sound a bit disconnected and drained as this is going on:] Why...would I do that. I don't want the damn dog to go.

[solarson]

( because you sound stressed, buddy. )

I know. But it'll give you something else to focus on. I can show you my spyglass, too.

[rudelanguage]

... [after some jaw clenching:] I do want...to see the glass. [and they probably should...if only to make sure it can't see what they really are. because then they're fucked.]

[solarson]

Cool. Whenever you wanna meet up, we can. I'm Superboy by the way.

[rudelanguage]

...

[That's a dumb fuckin' name.]

Right. Okay. Where am I... Where? Where am I going for this? Now?

[solarson]

I mean, is now good for you?

[rudelanguage]

Yeah. [Fuck it. I'm gonna get killed in a goddamn feywild in five weeks anyway. Why not. Go get mauled by a dog. Die in the feywild. Sounds great.] So. Where.

[solarson]

We can meet near the farm if you want. You know where that is?

[rudelanguage]

[There's a fuckin' farm in this goddamn zoo?]

No.

[solarson]

Really? You must be an adult then.

( hm!! )

Ok let's meet outside the apartments. Does that work?

[rudelanguage]

Uh...

[Where are those.]

Er.

Put a...a picture of...wherever that is.

[solarson]

( uh... )

Ok, how about you tell me where to meet you and I'll come to you.

[rudelanguage]

Uh.

[...what the fuck do they call the places here again. food-place. sit-down-eat food-place. other food-place. booze-place. book-place. b--wait.]

Llllibrary?

[solarson]

The library? Ok. I know where that is.

( he went there to drop things off to accelerator that one time. )

[rudelanguage]

Okay. Great. I'll...I'll, uh. Do that.

Library.

[...

Aw fuckin'...now I gotta WALK there from here?! editor put in the belligerent furry steppies.]

[solarson]

( why does he sense hesitation there? )

I can pick you up if you need me to. I don't mind.

[rudelanguage]

No, no--no. I'm good. I'm--I'm already walking! Walking...

[solarson]

Ok, well I'll meet you there then.

[rudelanguage]

[mortal kombat voice GET OVER HERE (if u want)]