text | un: finch | subject: wikipedia addition

[ornithologist]

I've taken the liberty of using some points to request a static copy of Wikipedia be added to the network. For those unfamiliar, Wikipedia is an exhaustive collection of factual information compiled and verified by volunteers worldwide. You might consider it a digital version of the library.

For further information, I recommend the Wikipedia article on Wikipedia.

Notable features include:
    (1) It is uneditable to maintain the integrity of the source information.
    (2) You may, however, leave comments and participate in resulting forum-like conversations.
    (3) All pages with information possibly pertaining to a resident's personal history have been removed to ensure privacy.
    (4) This is a representative snapshot of Wikipedia from our collective source worlds where that is an internet-capable Earth. I'm told it's circa 2025 CE.

I do not intend to offer assistance in utilizing this resource, but the companion bots have a digital literacy module and should be able to serve in that capacity if anyone has a need.

Comments are left open for you to discuss amongst yourselves as desired. I will not be responding.

[ ooc: Feel free to start threads here about this development, or link to a Wikipedia page and indicate what your character would leave as a comment on it! Reply to one another! Do this any time, not just in this post! Snidely link others to Wiki articles instead of answering them sometimes! Note #3 is meant to indicate that fourth-walling is impossible from this.

Also, Harold wanted to disable comments, but Aurora disabled the disabling comments feature he tried to add. :( Anyway: Merry Christmas, Etraya! ]

Comments

un: vigilante | cw: VERY NSFW CONTENT IM SO SERIOUS

[taxevasion]

Thanks, finch! I kept trying to remember what this was for weeks and there was no way to look this up until now. Happy holidays!!

text | un: UptownGuy

[consensually]

I'm sorry, why would you need to look that up?

[taxevasion]

This is going to sound so stupid, but I just couldn't remember the name for it. I kept thinking it was called a moist cracker. Imagine if I went around, calling that a moist cracker!

[How did he manage to avoid not making the right point at all.]

[consensually]

That's 2 more instances of the term "moist cracker" than I needed to read today, so I guess it's a good thing you learned the proper term for...
That.
But that still doesn't explain why you needed to figure it out in the first place. What did that biscuit ever do to you?

[taxevasion]

Oh, I never did it. That's really unsanitary, gross. But it would be a funny prank. Like ha ha, eat this! It's mayo! Or something.

[consensually]

I don't think anyone likes mayo on biscuits unless they're psychopaths.
That's so gross, though. What if you gave someone like... gonorrhea?
Nevermind. I'm probably never going to eat another biscuit or cracker for the rest of my life. Or at least until the universe explodes. Thanks!

[taxevasion]

You're welcome! Don't look up jenkem if you can't handle this one!