text | un: finch | subject: wikipedia addition

[ornithologist]

I've taken the liberty of using some points to request a static copy of Wikipedia be added to the network. For those unfamiliar, Wikipedia is an exhaustive collection of factual information compiled and verified by volunteers worldwide. You might consider it a digital version of the library.

For further information, I recommend the Wikipedia article on Wikipedia.

Notable features include:
    (1) It is uneditable to maintain the integrity of the source information.
    (2) You may, however, leave comments and participate in resulting forum-like conversations.
    (3) All pages with information possibly pertaining to a resident's personal history have been removed to ensure privacy.
    (4) This is a representative snapshot of Wikipedia from our collective source worlds where that is an internet-capable Earth. I'm told it's circa 2025 CE.

I do not intend to offer assistance in utilizing this resource, but the companion bots have a digital literacy module and should be able to serve in that capacity if anyone has a need.

Comments are left open for you to discuss amongst yourselves as desired. I will not be responding.

[ ooc: Feel free to start threads here about this development, or link to a Wikipedia page and indicate what your character would leave as a comment on it! Reply to one another! Do this any time, not just in this post! Snidely link others to Wiki articles instead of answering them sometimes! Note #3 is meant to indicate that fourth-walling is impossible from this.

Also, Harold wanted to disable comments, but Aurora disabled the disabling comments feature he tried to add. :( Anyway: Merry Christmas, Etraya! ]

Comments

[rowd]

why would he? he's more than smart enough to handle his own fights if he felt like it
you're just being a real bitch over bread and i, as someone who would eat a whole ass loaf at once, am both bored enough to step in and a big enough dumbass to skip over how it probably isn't about the bread and is instead just you finding the first stupid thing to be snarky over

are you pent up, is that it?
it isn't that hard to find someone to fuck around with or fuck up here
i can help

[sweetmilk]

And yet he is not.

Now admittedly, this conversation is a waste of my time, but you are correct in one part at least; it is not about the bread, it is about determining limits.

I require neither. Direct that offer elsewhere.

[rowd]

you want a toast sandwich?
i've got one

[sweetmilk]

I have had enough of them in my lifetime to not want to waste the energy processing it when I could use it for something else.

[rowd]

do you hate food?
???

[sweetmilk]

No.

[rowd]

have you ever eaten an entire stick of butter

[sweetmilk]

Is that a recommendation?

[rowd]

if you have butter sticks you can eat and haven't done it then you hate food

[sweetmilk]

To satisfy your hypothetical, I often starved as a child, so I did not have the luxury of hating food. If I had been lucky enough to have a stick of butter then, I might have eaten it.

[rowd]

same
except i'm not a kid anymore and there are butter sticks and they are amazing

[sweetmilk]

Should I find myself with energy to burn, I will consider it.

[rowd]

if you'd take time to do crap that's fun rather than starting bitch fights you'd probably feel a hell of a lot better

[sweetmilk]

You fail to consider the idea that perhaps I find 'starting bitch fights' fun.

[rowd]

with jayce? who already looks sad and scruffy?
pretty sure that's just bullying

[sweetmilk]

I fail to see how his appearance factors into this.

[rowd]

it's too hard to explain over this thing

[sweetmilk]

I suppose some mysteries must go unsolved.

[rowd]

or you could just tell me where you're hiding at

[sweetmilk]

I will not.

[rowd]

don't be boring

[hexcope]

Sam, has anyone ever told you your "helping" also sometimes looks like bullying?

[rowd]

does it help if i tell you that i'm into it

[hexcope]

Into... also bullying.

[rowd]

damn
guess i'll have to work on that