text; un: romano; subject: this is finch's fault

[badlydisarmed]

What's a good intro? Welcome to Etraya? Has the despair set in yet? Anyway. For those who haven't met me, my name is Dr. Robert Romano, I'm the de facto Hospital Director here.

De facto means no one's told me I'm not.

Every so often I post to ask the network if there are any other medical professionals around because I'm one surgeon from a non-magical world, and you people drop in with fairy flus and growing tentacles diseases I can't damn well fix.

So, if you're a doctor or a healer, drop in. We'll have an interview, if you're not an obvious psychopath and get a pass on ethics I'll give you an office, we got 21st century Earth medical tech and a wing to treat magical maladies.

If you're in need of a doctor, also drop in, I'll be nicer to you than to the first group.

If you're neither, what are you even doing here? Get a job. Go bag some groceries, the bots keep squishing my bread :(

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My brother Hernan. No 1, he didn't know he'd be the first of several.

[badlydisarmed]

Alternate timeline thing?

[newsbeat]

Several.

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Does he have blue eyes too?

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Sure. Is that strange? Lots of people have blue eyes.

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I was wondering if it was a different babies landing in different places thing, or if it was same baby, different upbringing.

I'm assuming the latter. It'd be an interesting study case for Behavioral Science enthusiasts, luckily for both of us, I am not one.

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It's actually a half-brother thing. Genetically speaking, anyway. Same biological mother, but I'm fairly certain neither of us existed in the other one's reality.

You're not wrong, though, even then we'd still make a heck of a nature vs. nature study. Not that I want to be studied.