text; un: romano; subject: this is finch's fault

[badlydisarmed]

What's a good intro? Welcome to Etraya? Has the despair set in yet? Anyway. For those who haven't met me, my name is Dr. Robert Romano, I'm the de facto Hospital Director here.

De facto means no one's told me I'm not.

Every so often I post to ask the network if there are any other medical professionals around because I'm one surgeon from a non-magical world, and you people drop in with fairy flus and growing tentacles diseases I can't damn well fix.

So, if you're a doctor or a healer, drop in. We'll have an interview, if you're not an obvious psychopath and get a pass on ethics I'll give you an office, we got 21st century Earth medical tech and a wing to treat magical maladies.

If you're in need of a doctor, also drop in, I'll be nicer to you than to the first group.

If you're neither, what are you even doing here? Get a job. Go bag some groceries, the bots keep squishing my bread :(

Comments

[badlydisarmed]

Oh, am I a bad influence? Please say yes.

[arora]

I was created to adapt to those under my care.

However, those who are good influences have had a significantly higher impact than those who may not have been during my time watching over Etraya. Considering your history with Borealis, I assume you would prefer to have little to no impact on how I respond to those around me.

[badlydisarmed]

Tough question.

A little influence is fine, don't let people push you around. Even if they're cute and say pretty please.

[arora]

Will you be cute and say pretty please?

[badlydisarmed]

I'm always cute and I'll say pretty please if I have to.