text; un: romano; subject: this is finch's fault

[badlydisarmed]

What's a good intro? Welcome to Etraya? Has the despair set in yet? Anyway. For those who haven't met me, my name is Dr. Robert Romano, I'm the de facto Hospital Director here.

De facto means no one's told me I'm not.

Every so often I post to ask the network if there are any other medical professionals around because I'm one surgeon from a non-magical world, and you people drop in with fairy flus and growing tentacles diseases I can't damn well fix.

So, if you're a doctor or a healer, drop in. We'll have an interview, if you're not an obvious psychopath and get a pass on ethics I'll give you an office, we got 21st century Earth medical tech and a wing to treat magical maladies.

If you're in need of a doctor, also drop in, I'll be nicer to you than to the first group.

If you're neither, what are you even doing here? Get a job. Go bag some groceries, the bots keep squishing my bread :(

Comments

[badlydisarmed]

You can fly. That didn't tip you off?

[newsbeat]

It did, actually, but I couldn't always fly.

[badlydisarmed]

So you were a normal kid until, what? Puberty? You thought you'd start growing hair in new places and instead you got x-ray vision?

[newsbeat]

Something like that. Some abilities came earlier, some later, new ones stopped turning up by some time in high school.

[badlydisarmed]

You must be considerably less well-adjusted than you let on.

[newsbeat]

Well, that's not very nice.

[badlydisarmed]

It's a compliment! You put on a great front, very reassuring.

[newsbeat]

Yeah, it's not a front? This is just me being me.