text; un: romano; subject: this is finch's fault

[badlydisarmed]

What's a good intro? Welcome to Etraya? Has the despair set in yet? Anyway. For those who haven't met me, my name is Dr. Robert Romano, I'm the de facto Hospital Director here.

De facto means no one's told me I'm not.

Every so often I post to ask the network if there are any other medical professionals around because I'm one surgeon from a non-magical world, and you people drop in with fairy flus and growing tentacles diseases I can't damn well fix.

So, if you're a doctor or a healer, drop in. We'll have an interview, if you're not an obvious psychopath and get a pass on ethics I'll give you an office, we got 21st century Earth medical tech and a wing to treat magical maladies.

If you're in need of a doctor, also drop in, I'll be nicer to you than to the first group.

If you're neither, what are you even doing here? Get a job. Go bag some groceries, the bots keep squishing my bread :(

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[andreadallover]

Thank you. I appear to be the only individual from my world here, so it is unlikely to be an issue. But better to alert you to the possibility too early rather than too late.

[He does in fact have a small piece of originium with him, but for it to pose any risk someone would have to pry his Arts unit out of his gauntlet and eat it. Unlikely for many reasons.]

My apologies for not introducing myself. Młynar Nearl.

[badlydisarmed]

[ Robert spends a lot longer than he'd like to admit starting at that ł. ]

What sound does ł make?