UN: WOLFMAN | AUDIO

[will_chase_balls]

So...I've noticed Etraya has twelve months, and Eberron also has twelve months. Eberron's fourth month is in spring, and Etraya's fourth month is also in spring. So I'm going to just assume April is Eyre, which means...it's my birthday on the fifteenth!

I was wondering if anyone would like to do something for it? I was thinking drinking, wrestling, playing games, that sort of thing!

And there could be a roast! And pie!

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[will_chase_balls]

There will be other stuff to do, too. Like hrazhak! Which does have wrestling, but you can let your teammates do all the wrestling while you steal the other team's totem!

[rudelanguage]

[a groan.]

More team crap, huh? You just can't get enough of it, can you? Not enough that we get saddled into teams by the prison warden, but you wanna do it for fun?

[will_chase_balls]

Wolves hunt in packs. Everything I did back home was 'team crap', too.

[Even when it wasn't a literal pack of shifters, he was always in a squad in the military or playing a team sport or adventuring with his friends. There wasn't really a point in Dwayne's life where he wasn't making sure to be on a team of some sort.]

[rudelanguage]

Oh. Right. Wolf junk.

[pffthhhh whatever.]

Maybe I ain't wolf enough for that.

[will_chase_balls]

Well, no. You don't look like you're wolf at all. More foxy than wolfy. And also purple.

[rudelanguage]

Yeah, so I'm disqualified, right?

[will_chase_balls]

Of course not! Everyone's welcome to play!

[rudelanguage]

I dunnooooo... Sounds very wolf-favoring. I'd be at a disadvantage from the get-go, especially being too delicate and small to be put at risk of wrestling. I get enough risk as it is in this craphole.

[will_chase_balls]

Oh, I wouldn't say it's necessarily wolf-favoring. Most of the people here aren't wolves, so even if the original version was played by shifters, it'll definitely be adapted for non-shifters here!

Although if you're worried about getting hurt, I understand.