UN: WOLFMAN | AUDIO

[will_chase_balls]

So...I've noticed Etraya has twelve months, and Eberron also has twelve months. Eberron's fourth month is in spring, and Etraya's fourth month is also in spring. So I'm going to just assume April is Eyre, which means...it's my birthday on the fifteenth!

I was wondering if anyone would like to do something for it? I was thinking drinking, wrestling, playing games, that sort of thing!

And there could be a roast! And pie!

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[critpei]

Riiiiight?? It might get pretty wild with all the powers, but fortunately I know a healer! My roomie Tristan. They said they met you, too. We were talking about the horses and how you probably couldn't talk to them and actually might wind up eating them.

[ Which is not at all the point. And Junpei just moves on from that randomness like nothing. ]

So Tristan'll DEFINITELY have to come hang out with all of us!

[will_chase_balls]

That's great! Having a healer means we get to really have fun without worrying about things like injuries!

[Should he maybe worry about injuries a little just in case? Nah. All fun, no thinking, that's the way.]

He will! And I probably wouldn't eat a horse. My mother always told me growing up, 'don't eat farm animals or the farmer will kill you.'

[critpei]

[ That's exactly the way, Dwayne!!! ]

....I guess she's not wrong there. Does that apply to the wild horses, though? I mean...I suppose all horses have the potential to be tamed. Especially here. Do you know how to ride one? You probably wouldn't need to....being able to shift into a wolf and all.

[ Lightbulb. ]

Oh, idea!! What if you race the horses??

[will_chase_balls]

Oh, wild horses are fair game. They don't belong to anyone, so there's no one to get mad about it.

[Sure, they could be tamed hypothetically, but the issue was more a matter of destroying something that belonged to someone else rather than the potential for them to be ridden.]

I don't have much experience with riding horses. Our world has the lightning rail and broomsticks people can ride, and prey animals can be a bit skittish around me at times. People do race horses in my world, though! I'd rather be the one racing, though.

[critpei]

That's what I'm sayin', my dude! You as a wolf vs a horse in a race to the finish line. See who's fastest! I'd place all my money on my good buddy Dwayne!

[ A pause. ]

....yanno. If Etraya had money and all.

[will_chase_balls]

Oh! Yeah! That would be fun!

[critpei]

Maybe make it an obstacle course so you gotta test your agility too. How fast can you jump and weave as you race to the finish line?