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вlood ѕon ([personal profile] brat) wrote in [community profile] etraya2026-04-04 04:42 pm

video » un: robin

( generally speaking when robin addresses - anyone else, he doesn't bother with anything other than text. audio can be efficient, but video is overkill.

in this case?

he's visibly sitting at a very nice kitchen counter, nicer than one would find in the apartments, with his boots resting up atop it. on his lap is an upside down helmet, and over the red tunic that's customary for robin is a leather jacket that is obviously several sizes too big for him. not that he seems bothered. quite the opposite: robin looks all too pleased with himself. and while the hand slung around the helmet is wrapped in a green ulnar gutter splint that blends in well with his gloves, the other? is holding onto a handgun with a spoon duct taped to the barrel.

which he is using to eat cereal out of the (plastic lined, with an actual bowl inside of it) hood.

like this is a completely ordinary way to eat cereal and a completely normal way to choose to post to etraya's network. )


There are a significant amount of individuals present who have metahuman abilities, yes? By that I mean anything more than what an average, ordinary human being could accomplish. While I am sure this functions well for you on a daily basis - the missions Aurora assigns to us can cause. . . hiccups in these abilities. Given the pattern that has been established by previous missions, I would estimate that the upcoming one may be more physically and mentally taxing. Often times, these missions do cause abilities to fluctuate and I can't imagine that would be good for anyone who is more accustomed to healing instantaneously or tolerating getting hit by moving busses as if it's nothing.

( a wave of the gun-spoon, before damian shoves it back into the bowl for another bite of cap'n crunch cereal. because it's delicious. )

My point being - regardless of one's starting point, being prepared for anything that may come is essential to not dying here. If you are a metahuman who is accustomed to being able to handle more than others, I would recommend focusing on training yourself to be able to handle anything that may come your way, with or without those abilities. If you have no self-defense training at all, I would get on that.

( another bite, and - oops, is that milk on his face? don't mind him as he uses this very nice leather jacket to wipe it off. )

And if you need assistance, there are several capable individuals here who are used to going up against impossible odds without any metahuman talents who would be willing to help. Red Hood may be a decent starting point.
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[personal profile] badlydisarmed 2026-04-06 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Please don't. I'm unhelpful with kids who can't roll with the punches.
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[personal profile] badlydisarmed 2026-04-06 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Let's not find out.
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[personal profile] badlydisarmed 2026-04-06 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Deal with the kid yourself. You're so smart and capable.
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[personal profile] badlydisarmed 2026-04-06 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Please tell me there's at least one trustworthy adult past the age of 30 involved in that mess.
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[personal profile] badlydisarmed 2026-04-06 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you have a trustworthy adult you can send to meddle in his personal life?
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[personal profile] badlydisarmed 2026-04-06 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't a superhero's job to help people who can't help themselves?
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[personal profile] badlydisarmed 2026-04-06 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
My bad. I don't know any cops for you to beat up.
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[personal profile] badlydisarmed 2026-04-06 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Your city must be so peaceful now.
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[personal profile] badlydisarmed 2026-04-06 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't know we had cops here.

Did you beat up some millionaire?
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[personal profile] badlydisarmed 2026-04-06 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
That'd explain a lot.
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[personal profile] badlydisarmed 2026-04-07 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Not that it changes anything, but maybe stop aiming for the knees.
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[personal profile] badlydisarmed 2026-04-10 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
I have no objection against you breaking kneecaps in general as long as you don't aim for mine. I only ask you to consider avoiding repeat injuries, surgery is a bad option here because there's not enough tome to recover between missions and we're short on magical healers. ]

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