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[thantagonist]

They’re known for being something they aren’t? The encyclopedia says right here, the last similarity they have with bears is the order Carnivora.

So is a walrus also a bear? What about a weasel?

[sophielicious]

they are actually pretty cute but not for nothing i think youre taking my bit a bit too literally

[thantagonist]

Oh. My apologies. Would you like to talk about how your advanced age is treating you instead?

Do you have a painting aging in a closet somewhere?

[sophielicious]

are you implying im dorian gray

[thantagonist]

Do you have some other method for never aging? I learned vampirism was a viable option recently.

[sophielicious]

no no i totally do have a rotting painting of myself in my closet very interesting that you would pick on that.

can't do vampirism i enjoy pool parties, unfortunately. why, trying to remain young yourself?

[thantagonist]

I just have a sense for these things I suppose.

Of course. Isn’t everyone? Who wants to get old and die? I’ve seen my father. At some point, pacing the house to help oneself think becomes doddering. Picking up knickknacks and telling the same story about them.

Absolutely depressing.

[sophielicious]

don't gotta be old to do that.

[thantagonist]

Of course anyone of any age can be a simpleton.

[sophielicious]

okay you got in my good graces.

congratulations.

[thantagonist]

Thank you. I’m honored, truly. No greater acknowledgment of accomplishment has been bestowed upon me.

Is there an associated prize to look forward to?

[sophielicious]

stay there for a month and maybe.

[thantagonist]

So who are you really, Sophie Cuckoo?

[What a name. Probably chosen at least in part.]

[sophielicious]

ask and you shall receive

[thantagonist]

[Daniil squints at the messages. His definitely went through… Or did it not?]

A more specific question, then? How old are you really? I haven’t met many grandmothers with an appetite for nonsense.

[sophielicious]

my age is a mess. you can consider me in my early 20s.

[thantagonist]

You know that begs the question “Why”. What, are you a time traveler?

[sophielicious]

no, i'm a clone who was artificially aged but also died and been revived matching the ones that did not die.

so. weird age. you're not going to get a round, accurate number.

[thantagonist]

Do you have the memories of the original?

And how much do you know about the revival process?

Apologies for prying, this is an area of professional interest for me.

[sophielicious]

no longer in my good graces.

[thantagonist]

[Fuck!]

Sorry, sorry.

Can I have a do over?

[sophielicious]

absolutely not and also i own several guns

[thantagonist]

I didn’t even do anything!

Please, I’m sorry. It’s my first day on an internet. I didn’t think curiousity warranted death.

Isn’t that how it works? Someone says something terribly interesting and the other person asks questions? I’m no one strange, I’m just a doctor.

[sophielicious]

yeah im not buying this

everytime a doctor with that kinda curiosity sniffs on us we end up experimented on, maimed or dead

hence the threat. no coming with these sorta questions or your doctoring little hands around my people