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[taxevasion]

Lemoyne where? What state?

[pardamned]

...Lemoyne is the state, ain't you heard of it?

[taxevasion]

Lemoyne is not a state. It's not even like, historically a state. Oh my god, are you an alien?

[pardamned]

I ain't no goddamn alien! It is a state, not a good one, honestly it's pretty damn awful, but that don't stop it from being one! Maybe you need to travel more, kid.

[taxevasion]

Woaaah there, pardner. You're from a weird alternative Earth, that's all. Makes you an alien to me. I know I'm right, because Wikipedia says Lemoyne is a college named after a guy. Not a state.

[pardamned]

Wiki-who? Listen, I don't give a shit what your friend says, I know what I'm talking about. Just because you ain't been there don't mean it don't exist.

[He really is not wanting to dig into whatever the hell alternative Earth means. Accepting there's other worlds is big enough pill to swallow!]

[taxevasion]

I know you think you know what you're talking about.

You know we're on another planet right now, right? And this isn't some long crazy dream you had while smoking peyote?

[pardamned]

I do, and I also know if you don't shut your mouth then it won't be the only part of you flapping in the goddamn wind.

[taxevasion]

Settle down, buckaroo. What are you even packing, huh? I'm guessing a revolver or something, right?

[pardamned]

Something like that. You know how to shoot a gun, or you only know how to shoot your mouth?

[taxevasion]

Uh, yeah, I'm from eastern Washington. Everyone here knows how to shoot a gun.

[ Fuck, why'd he have to log in as ADRIAN and not as VIGILANTE. Idiot move!! ]

[pardamned]

Washington, huh? Lot of beautiful country out that way, you'd be a damn fool if you didn't know how to use a gun. But shooting wildlife ain't the same as shooting men, so I'd advise you start thinking before you speak. Don't need to be pissing off the wrong feller.

[taxevasion]

[ Genuinely it's destroying him from within he can't just out himself as the marksman that he is. So, different tactic: ]

You sound like you've killed someone before. What were they guilty of? Pissing you off?

[pardamned]

Among other things. I shoot men who needs shooting, what dictates that necessity varies.

[Arthur normally wouldn't care to talk like this so easily, but Adrian has annoyed him enough that he's talking tough to forge distance.]

[taxevasion]

So you're a murderer, easily triggered into violence through blows to your ego.

[pardamned]

You wanna find out yourself, tough guy?

[taxevasion]

[ The slightest, barest difference in tone: ]

I've heard enough.

[pardamned]

[Interesting...]

That so? Well, if you find your balls let me know, will ya?

1/2

[taxevasion]

[ He's almost going to be cool about this. He's going to cool-guys-dont-look-at-explosions this.

Until Arthur mentions his balls. ]

[taxevasion]

Oh, YOU'RE going to find my balls, being dragged all over your face.

[ fuck that got him. ]

[pardamned]

[That gets a grin out of Arthur, unseen by Adrian of course.]

While I don't doubt a little feller like you might give them saloon girls a run for their money, I can't say I'm all too interested in your services.

[taxevasion]

It's not- a sex thing! It's called TEABAGGING. You do it when you WIN.

[pardamned]

Wait, let me get this straight. When you win against another feller, you take your balls out and put them on his face—and this ain't a sex thing?

[taxevasion]

Okay- well- I don't... actually do it, because it'd be really annoying to have to run over and do that every time- it's video game trash talk mostly- but that's not the point!

[pardamned]

I don't know what any of that means, but look, I ain't gonna judge you about what you get up to with other men. That ain't my business and it's a free country—well, we're from a free country, anyway.