Chirper

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CHIRPER
Welcome to our bi-monthly CHIRPER post!

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[sophielicious]

Obviously not. But you couldn't prove it.

[taxevasion]

Don't fuck with me like that, I almost believed you!

[sophielicious]

(He actually gets a laugh, that might or might not have a little snort in it.)

Okay, okay, fine! Don't have a heart attack!

[taxevasion]

Super powered people could be like "oh yeah and I stopped aging at 12, so now I'm secretly 400 years old" or something! I don't know!

[sophielicious]

I was never even twelve! See, not far off.

And to answer your question, why would I not lie on this thing? It's much more fun than going full on TED Talk.

[taxevasion]

I don't know! I just wouldn't lie on mine, if I did them and didn't just let the bots do it for me.

[sophielicious]

Okay. So, what accomplishment are you most proud of?

[taxevasion]

Caught every pokemon on Diamond and Pearl and Platinum. Ummmm... Haven't killed my house plant yet? At home at least. Sold a few really high value beanie babies I got from a strip mall goodwill...

[ He's trying to NOT be Vigilante right now, Sophie. ]

[sophielicious]

I think you can think of other stuff.

(Get her idea here!!! Be Vig, in your head.)

... No, but wait, does that also include the shinies. Because if it does, kudos.

[taxevasion]

I COULD think of other stuff.

[ And he says nothing more on it. ]

Oh, no. Not only shinies. That's such a time waster. I'm not a twitch streamer.

[sophielicious]

Absolutely not a time waster if you have fun! You know I'm trying for a Cuphead, no damage, hardest level run, is that a time waster in your book?

[taxevasion]

Uh.

Yeah, it is. Beating your head into a wall for the hardest difficulty isn't fun. I could beat like 12 games in the time it'll take you to do that.

[sophielicious]

Yeah, sure, but that doesn't necessarily equate to fun.

Also, I think you're only saying that because you can't beat me at it. Just saying.

[taxevasion]

I'm going to have a LOT more fun playing every zelda game in a row than I would playing CUPHEAD 400 times in a row.

[sophielicious]

Nope, it's adaptive. You gotta think fast every damn time, and adapt so you don't get damn hit. Strategy, man. And also, you're totally allowed breaks and other games, what is this insanity?

... Not that RPGs are not fun — mhm. How are we on the snacks and the energy drinks? Also on the wine.