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[p2iioniic]

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te2t te2t

there we go.
2o echo fiinally deciided two take piity on u2?
ble22 u2 wiith a round of 2aviior2?
or maybe a round of chucklefuck2.
about tiime eiither way, iit'2 been gettiing really me22y in here.
mo2tly becau2e of the corp2e2 and undead lmao.
anyway welcome two the 2hiit2how fellow clown2.
make 2ure two giive your no2e a 2queeze before enteriing.

that 2aiid ii’m puttiing my neck on the liine here by even po2tiing thii2 2o
let2 get 2eriiou2.
what’2 your plan, and how can "the re2ii2tance" help?

Comments

[thantagonist]

It’s DDD, if you must know. But that’s not as divisible as you’d like, is it?

Yes, actually. I am doing that but I also write down the parts that are interesting. I check the nature of the injuries, contents of stomach, any intoxicants in the blood to get a better picture of what’s happening in that tower.

[p2iioniic]

no you've gone and ruiined iit.
ii can't do dd iif ii know there'2 2uppo2ed two be three.
daniiiil iit ii2.

ok good two know.
a2 a warniing iif ii'm dead and my blood ii2 out2iide of my body at all and iit look2 liike the color of my font DO NOT go near iit or you will diie iin2tantly due to iit'2 poii2onou2 nature.



no you've gone and ruiined iit.
ii can't do dd iif ii know there'2 2uppo2ed two be three.
daniiiil iit ii2.

ok good two know.
a2 a warniing iif ii'm dead and my blood ii2 out2iide of my body at all and iit look2 liike the color of my font DO NOT go near iit or you will diie iin2tantly due to iit'2 poii2onou2 nature.

[thantagonist]

Not the first time I’ve been told this… by children specifically. Are you a child, by any chance?

Toxic blood like a horny toad? Fascinating, and a remarkably kind warning, all considered. Does your blood always look that color, or is it some sort of chemical reaction when it spills? A defense mechanism?

[p2iioniic]

ii am not a chiild oh my god you can't ju2t a22ume becau2e 2omeone talk2 two you the 2ame way a2 2omeone el2e they're the 2ame age group.
ii am 2EVEN 2weep2 old.

ugh you're beiing 2o weiird about it.
ye2 iit'2 alway2 thii2 color.

[ It's no fun lying if this guy is just like "wow cool" about it. ]



ii am not a chiild oh my god you can't ju2t a22ume becau2e 2omeone talk2 two you the 2ame way a2 2omeone el2e they're the 2ame age group.
ii am 2EVEN 2weep2 old.

ugh you're beiing 2o weiird about it.
ye2 iit'2 alway2 thii2 color.

[ It's no fun lying if this guy is just like "wow cool" about it. ]

[thantagonist]

[Can’t he though?]

Actually that’s a fairly reasonable way to go about it. But apologies, I didn’t mean to offend.

How long is a sweep?

Am I being weird? You brought it up.

[p2iioniic]

a 2weep ii2 a liittle over 2 human year2.
2o ii'm 15 iin human year2.
ii diid the math for you.

2o maybe ii diid briing iit up!
you don't need two keep a2kiing me about it!
ii liied iit'2 not poii2onou2.
iit'2 ju2t normal mu2tard colored and there'2 nothiing 2peciial about iit at all!!
ii wa2 tryiing two pii22 you off and iin2tead you're liike HMM FA2CIINATIING BY JOVE.
2o lay off ok??
god.

[ big moody baby alert. ]


a 2weep ii2 a liittle over 2 human year2.
2o ii'm 15 iin human year2.
ii diid the math for you.

2o maybe ii diid briing iit up!
you don't need two keep a2kiing me about it!
ii liied iit'2 not poii2onou2.
iit'2 ju2t normal mu2tard colored and there'2 nothiing 2peciial about iit at all!!
ii wa2 tryiing two pii22 you off and iin2tead you're liike HMM FA2CIINATIING BY JOVE.
2o lay off ok??
god.

[ big moody baby alert. ]

[thantagonist]

Now, now. Why don’t we take a breath. I’m ordinarily very easy to irritate. Would you like to try again?

[p2iioniic]

no you 2eem 2MUG about iit now.



no you 2eem 2MUG about iit now.

[thantagonist]

Maybe I am.

But, I wasn’t even trying to pull your leg.

Would a joke make you feel better?

1/2

[p2iioniic]

[p2iioniic]

ye2.


ye2.

[thantagonist]

Did you hear about the guy who had his left half amputated?

[p2iioniic]

diid the doctor tell hiim he wa2

all riight?



diid the doctor tell hiim he wa2

all riight?

[thantagonist]

That he did! Had you heard that one already?

[p2iioniic]

ii had but iit'2 a good one.
got me two giive a chuckle two be remiinded of it.
thank2.



ii had but iit'2 a good one.
got me two giive a chuckle two be remiinded of it.
thank2.