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[Approximately 22 hours after arriving in Pollux, any mission-going Etrayans gets notified of a new post on their internal network with an unfamiliar username. The post loads, refreshes itself randomly, and even displays strange screen effects sometimes when loading in.

te2t te2t

there we go.
2o echo fiinally deciided two take piity on u2?
ble22 u2 wiith a round of 2aviior2?
or maybe a round of chucklefuck2.
about tiime eiither way, iit'2 been gettiing really me22y in here.
mo2tly becau2e of the corp2e2 and undead lmao.
anyway welcome two the 2hiit2how fellow clown2.
make 2ure two giive your no2e a 2queeze before enteriing.

that 2aiid ii’m puttiing my neck on the liine here by even po2tiing thii2 2o
let2 get 2eriiou2.
what’2 your plan, and how can "the re2ii2tance" help?

Comments

[levelshift]

Not only is that annoying, but it's fucking offensive. But I shouldn't be surprised, this kind of shit always is.

[p2iioniic]

ehehehehe.
you don't know iit.
but what you ju2t 2aiid kiiind of remiind2 me of how my be2t friiend would talk.

ehehehehe.
you don't know iit.
but what you ju2t 2aiid kiiind of remiind2 me of how my be2t friiend would talk.

[levelshift]

Yeah?

[He isn't sure how to tell about that.]

What's he like?

[p2iioniic]

he'2 loud, 2wear2 a ton, and pretend2 two be a lot more angry than he actually ii2.
but he care2 more than he let2 on.
don't thiink two hard about iit.
ju2t wa2 feeliing no2talgiic.

he'2 loud, 2wear2 a ton, and pretend2 two be a lot more angry than he actually ii2.
but he care2 more than he let2 on.
don't thiink two hard about iit.
ju2t wa2 feeliing no2talgiic.

[levelshift]

[Oh, that hits too close to home for comfort.]

He sounds like an insufferable person.

1/2

[p2iioniic]

yeah.
he ii2.

[ (Affectionate.) ]

yeah.
he ii2.

[ (Affectionate.) ]

2/2

[p2iioniic]

anyway whatever.
doe2n't matter.
ii'll 2ee you twoniight.

anyway whatever.
doe2n't matter.
ii'll 2ee you twoniight.

[levelshift]

Yeah, okay.