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[etiological]

Hello, my name is Victoria Dallon. Antares when flying around trying to solve more problem than I might cause.

I've noticed that there is a relatively high population of capes around, or "superheroes" if you want to make extra sure your allegiances are clear. Supervillains too, I would assume? Whatever, I don't think anyone's that stupid to be trying to make something of villainous takeover.

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At any rate, I've noticed that this place isn't really high on crime, and that every now and then we're going to be tested in one way or another. For that reason, I was wondering if people would be interested in making something of a support/tutelage group for capes? I was in something along those lines back home, and it helped me a great deal. We're lacking an actual cape therapist here, but I think we could still arrange drills and excersises to keep our powers and dynamics honed. And a space to talk about freely, too, because sometimes you just need someone that can listen and undertand, right?

I'm particularly interested in those that are either underage or whereabouts, since the older ones are most likely more experienced and don't really need this kind of thing as much.

So yeah, let me know if you would be interested in doing something of a little meet and greet to see if there's enough interest to get a group going.

If anything it will help us more active types to not go totally insane, I'd think.

Comments

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[onlychildsyndrome]

how do i sign up for supervillain school? do i gotta come up with a stupid name myself or is there gonna be group brainstorming?

[etiological]

Step one: you don't.
Step two: you continue to not.

[onlychildsyndrome]

im detecting a strong anti-supervillain bias in this comment

[etiological]

Being bad?

It's not good.

I know, genius deduction.

Also, I'm what people would call a superhero back home. Kinda. I'm semi-retired. So yes, I have this weird bias.

[onlychildsyndrome]

im very disappointed. i wanted a mask and a stupid name, The Dark Clown or something.

[etiological]

That can be arranged, I think.

[onlychildsyndrome]

if there's no Evil Laughter 101 and Escapable Lethal Traps then there's no point.

[etiological]

Well, those are oddly specific.

I don't think you get what being a villain is about.

[onlychildsyndrome]

It depends on the universe. Like, lots of times they're just generic evil cardboard cut-outs that only exist to give the heroes something to fight against.

[etiological]

My supervillains usually steal things, kill people and worse.

I wish they were decorative.

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[thinkerseven]

rob a bank

[etiological]

[ Of all the things she could've said. ]

(not here)

[ontologically]

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[onlychildsyndrome]

that's not supervillain stuff

supervillain stuff is blowing up the moon

[thinkerseven]

we have 1 of those! goes by string theory

she got where she is 2day by being in a pressure cooker of stress 4 years and also having a delusional can do attitude

[onlychildsyndrome]

i super believe in her

[thinkerseven]

me 2
i mean she is dead
god killed her bc she was 2 cool
but i think u can still believe in her

[onlychildsyndrome]

oh man, do u now how cool u gotta be for god to kill you???

i wish god had killed me, that's a way cooler story

[thinkerseven]

damn kid are u dead or what

[onlychildsyndrome]

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