[For reasons Loki can’t explain, this is his first time answering one of these things on video. Why he felt the need to deprive the citizens of this awful town from the beauty of his own visage is far beyond him. So is why he would ever be trying to save a timeline, let alone the whole damn multiverse, but that’s not something he can be bothered to think about right now. Especially with that annoying inner voice of his screaming that there is something very wrong happening here.

Loki is dressed in a smart black suit with a dark green shirt that was custom tailored for him. There’s a wicked smile on his face.]

Oh please, I highly doubt the AI where you are from is so superior. Word is even that Stark AI went rogue at one point and tried to take over the world. Though it did not do it with as much flare as I did, I’ll have you know.

I’m sure there are plenty of people willing to go below the belt, but you might have to take off your pyjamas… And pay a lot.