UN: DEEPYOGURT | VIDEO

[babyknife]

[Well, look at who we have here. You get no facial, just a man in a black and red suit looking dinged up but fine overall, the expression on his face teeters between wry indifference and a healthy dose of disbelief.]

Does Siri typically fly off the handle Sky Net style or is this total meltdown special? Just wondering. The AI where I'm from is a little more reliable and a lot less easy on the eyes.

Anyway, not sure where I landed but I landed on my coccyx. I hope this planet has masseuses willing to go below the belt.

Comments

[babyknife]

Wow. You're direct, I like it. What else will you say on public broadcast? Inquiring minds!

Oh, okay, so I got her just in time for her to shit the bed. That tracks.

[rowd]

I'm not censoring myself just 'cause everyone can see it.

( why would he do that when he can just be obnoxious. )

Maybe you did it.

[babyknife]

As much as I'd love to take the credit for things starting with a bang, it's not me this time.

Something something he who casts the first stone ... are you sure you're not the person responsible for our glitchy goddess?

[rowd]

Nah. I haven't even talked to her outside our talk when I first showed up. Unless that was enough to break her, but that was a while ago.

( wouldn't be the first time he broke something on accident, if it had been him. )

Guess it puts us back to square one on who to point fingers at. Damn.

[babyknife]

How long ago constitutes a while? I'm new here and the math isn't mathing.

What's that saying, for every finger you point there are three pointing right back at you? We're in a giant melting pot of doomed realities, plenty of fingering to go around.