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[babyknife]

[Well, look at who we have here. You get no facial, just a man in a black and red suit looking dinged up but fine overall, the expression on his face teeters between wry indifference and a healthy dose of disbelief.]

Does Siri typically fly off the handle Sky Net style or is this total meltdown special? Just wondering. The AI where I'm from is a little more reliable and a lot less easy on the eyes.

Anyway, not sure where I landed but I landed on my coccyx. I hope this planet has masseuses willing to go below the belt.

Comments

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

... Yeah, let's stick with peanut, it sounds more like a friendly nickname and less like a dick joke.

Is there a Me in your universe?

[babyknife]

I can make anything a dick joke, so either way, you're out of luck there squirrelly girly.

I'm sure there is, but I haven't met her yet, if that's what you're getting at. Most dimensions do the whole "parallel," thing. The same, but different enough to get under your skin.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

That tracks, I fully believe that's one of your superpowers. Also, assuming alterna-me is out there being a cool superhero-slash-nature-conservationist or maybe a detective or something.

You doing ok, apart from the damaged coccyx? There are a bunch of empty apartments to crash in, and the robots at the cafe make surprisingly good coffee.