UN: DEEPYOGURT | VIDEO

[babyknife]

[Well, look at who we have here. You get no facial, just a man in a black and red suit looking dinged up but fine overall, the expression on his face teeters between wry indifference and a healthy dose of disbelief.]

Does Siri typically fly off the handle Sky Net style or is this total meltdown special? Just wondering. The AI where I'm from is a little more reliable and a lot less easy on the eyes.

Anyway, not sure where I landed but I landed on my coccyx. I hope this planet has masseuses willing to go below the belt.

Comments

[babyknife]

What makes you special enough to get the uber tech treatment? asking for personal reasons that have nothing at all to do with self-fulfillment.

[ in this case, the lie is the omission. he will use whatever he can if she comes by it because he likes the nice things in life and hoofing it all by his lonesome only gets him so far. ]

I'm happy to ask that one on behalf of the community at large.

[hasitsthorns]

Being cute, mostly. A lot of people will let things slide if you're adorable enough at them. It doesn't work as well here, unfortunately, but not for lack of trying.

[ Another laugh though at him saying he'll 'take one for the team' so to speak in asking that kind of question. ]

We appreciate your determination to find out the truth. I do, at least.