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[saudades]

hiiii everyone! you can call me dazai.

since we're all supposed to work together and get to know each other, i thought it would be fun to play a little icebreaker game that's popular on my earth ♥

it's called would you rather! the rules are pretty simple:

✦ post a hypothetical between two difficult choices
✦ have others choose between them, and offer their own hypotheticals in return
✦ go back and forth until you don't feel like playing anymore

noooormally, it'd be cheating to say something like both, or neither, but if you can come up with a really interesting alternative, i'll allow it~

feel free to respond to each other, as well! can't just let me go having all the fun, after all.

here's a few to get us started:

1) would you rather hurt someone to protect yourself, or get hurt protecting someone else?
2) would you rather be unable to have your favorite meal again, or be unable to get drunk again?
3) would you rather betray your boss or abandon your best friend?

[wdym these are weird questions, he's so normal. it's just a gaaaaame and definitely not a covert means of information gathering or anything. come on and play :)]

Comments

[saudades]

but if someone is stupid all the time, you can hardly blame the alcohol, isn't that right?
surely you would have nothing to worry about, in that case

[redheadcarrier]

alcohol could make them even stupider.

[saudades]

i don't know, at a certain point is there really a difference between stupid and stupider??

[redheadcarrier]

believe me, you end up being able to tell.

[saudades]

oh? i'm so curious, tell me more!

[redheadcarrier]

what's there to tell? it's just a fact!

[saudades]

didn't you just say you could tell the difference between a naturally stupid person and one that's stupider than usual? how do you do it? please share your wisdom with me!! 🙏

[redheadcarrier]

don't feel like it.

[ Brat. ]

[saudades]

that's so stingyyyyy

i wanted to learn the secrets from the master of stupidity!

[w-why does that sound kind of like an insult -- don't worry about it.]

i'm devastated. heartbroken. my dreams are crushed! o(╥﹏╥)o

[redheadcarrier]

you're making fun of me now.

[ HEY WAIT A MINUTE ]

[saudades]

wow, rude!
here i am, an innocent young man, eager to learn from my wiser and more experienced senpai, and i'm leveled with these cruel and malicious allegations
ah, woe is me. the world is so cold and unjust.

[redheadcarrier]

yeah good luck with your survey or whatever.

[saudades]

awwww
you sure you don't want to play anymore? it is your turn to ask me a question

[redheadcarrier]

really sure.

[saudades]

boring

[redheadcarrier]

that's a you problem.

[saudades]

agree to disagree!

[redheadcarrier]

bye nerd.

[saudades]

farewell stupidity-sensei ...
i'll never forget all you never taught me (╯︵╰,)

[redheadcarrier]

[ Left on "read". RIP. ]