un: samil | video

[rowd]

[ cw: cannibalism themes throughout! mutilation may be mentioned.. somewhere in here. ]

So I was just minding my own goddamn business earlier, right? When one of the robots handed me a letter. Luckily, I did learn how to read. 'cause I guess the rest of you went out an' had a nice party without inviting me.

( the letter gets raised up, held high enough to be legible for several moments, before sam turns it in towards himself and starts reading off of it using a really poor imitation of hannibal's accent - )

You were enjoyed by many, especially myself. Your heart made for a delectable 'tar-tar'? The fuck is that supposed to be?

Anyway. Sorry to anyone who wasn't plannin' on eating people. Considering he fed me to myself, I doubt he mentioned it. I'd recommend staying the hell away from his place, especially considering how fucked it's gonna be once I'm done with it.

Comments

un; @chrollo

[bookofpowers]

... Did you just say your heart was eaten, and yet you're able to come tell us this? How is that possible?

[rowd]

I mean, technically, you could take out my heart an' I'd probably be fine. It'd regenerate.

But if you die here, you don't stay dead. It's a whole thing.

[bookofpowers]

... Is that something common where you come from?

(oh no he HATES this HATES IT HATES IT)

That's horrible. Did you return with a whole heart?

[rowd]

It's normal for some of us. Not many.

( technically he hasn't lost a heart and lived through it, yet, but that doesn't mean he couldn't. probably. )

I think I did? A lot of shit happened right when I woke up an' I've got a huge chunk of time that's just - fucked. I've got one now. I think? Hard to check.

[bookofpowers]

(interesting. time to be empathetic, right?)

I see. I'm sorry for your... Death? Aside from obviously and rightfully being enraged for having your heart eaten, how are you feeling?

[rowd]

Honestly? I was doing alright, 'til the asshole wrote me a letter thanking me. I'd already told him I was gonna kill him, he didn't need to fucking brag over winning once.

( it's been a while since the incident happened, he's just - been a little too busy dealing with everything else to follow up on his promises. it'd been put off on his to-do list.

and now he's got to shove it right back up to the top of the list. )

[bookofpowers]

(valid and understandable. were him in the position this man's in, the reaction would not be too different.

eventually, once he drops the extremely curious but overall ordinary and harmless man act, they can talk more freely.)

... An eye for an eye makes the world go blind, my friend.

(hahaha.)

... Hold on, how was that possible, though? You said you regenerate.

cw: dismemberment, mutilation, torture, hannibal things.

[rowd]

I can only heal so much, y'know. The guy's a real sadist, he had a grand time tearing me apart limb from limb. Literally.

( he's not immortal, gosh. )

An' he started it.

[bookofpowers]

That's... Really concerning. Are you his first victim? Has he attacked anyone further?

Hardly changes what I said.

(no, no, heartless main is relatable.)

[rowd]

Dunno. I figured if there was someone else, they would've said something before now.

[bookofpowers]

That cocky?

[rowd]

I feel like most people wouldn't brush over being murdered.

[bookofpowers]

I meant the man who ate you, apologies, I misread you.

You'd be surprised.

[rowd]

Yeah, I mean - maybe he was cocky, but why would anyone else just let him get away with slicing and dicing 'em?

[bookofpowers]

Someone who can't really do anything about it.

Either way. I hope you... Get what you need.

[rowd]

I'm alright.

( or as alright as one can be, considering the circumstances. point being: )

Just figured I'd give everyone else a heads up about how fucked he is.

[bookofpowers]

Is he the only one? Anyone else?

[rowd]

He's the only one I know of, at least.