un: samil | video

[rowd]

[ cw: cannibalism themes throughout! mutilation may be mentioned.. somewhere in here. ]

So I was just minding my own goddamn business earlier, right? When one of the robots handed me a letter. Luckily, I did learn how to read. 'cause I guess the rest of you went out an' had a nice party without inviting me.

( the letter gets raised up, held high enough to be legible for several moments, before sam turns it in towards himself and starts reading off of it using a really poor imitation of hannibal's accent - )

You were enjoyed by many, especially myself. Your heart made for a delectable 'tar-tar'? The fuck is that supposed to be?

Anyway. Sorry to anyone who wasn't plannin' on eating people. Considering he fed me to myself, I doubt he mentioned it. I'd recommend staying the hell away from his place, especially considering how fucked it's gonna be once I'm done with it.

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[rowd]

Nah, but it does mean I'm done answering 'em.

[banworthy]

Because you're worried about being vulnerable, again?

Not all strangers wish to harm you, you know.

[rowd]

You're doin' it again.

[banworthy]

I'm just worried.

[rowd]

About someone you don't know?

[banworthy]

Yes.

Is that so hard to believe?

[rowd]

Yeah, a little.

[banworthy]

Well, I'm a person who feels a great deal of sympathy for others.

Rare though I may be, that's just who I am.

[rowd]

Yeah? Then redirect it to everyone else who's pissed an' grossed out by what they ate.

[banworthy]

I certainly feel sorry for them, as well.

How can't I when I'm among them?

[rowd]

( gross. )

Least you got your protein in.

[banworthy]

I'd ask I'd you were curious how you tasted but it seems you know unless Hannibal was unkind and gave you to yourself uncooked?

[rowd]

All I got was my blood. Which's almost funny, considering how often I end up swallowing it anyway. The angel said I tasted good though.

[banworthy]

Well, that's a bummer.

[ Hm? ]

Angel? What angel? A real angel?

Sorry, should I also be considering you an angel?

[rowd]

No, I'm a Nephilim. It's different. Angel guy is Castiel.

1/2

[banworthy]

[ Oh. Him.

The aN AnGEL oF the LORd. ]

[banworthy]

Does that make you cousins?

[rowd]

I think it'd technically make him maybe my uncle.

[banworthy]

[ Ugh. ]

Great.

... can I ask a question that may seem questing but is earnest?

[rowd]

Can I tell you to go to hell if it's stupid?

[banworthy]

Sure.

[rowd]

Then go for it.

[banworthy]

How's your faith?

[rowd]

Nonexistent.

[banworthy]

I see.

... Glad you didn't think it was a stupid question.